Having to choose between the Democratic and Republican tickets this year is a bit like having to choose between being kicked or being punched.

America needs a team for everyone to get behind. And this may very well be the one:

We’re SO down with that.

Seems like Baier’s up for it, too … with a minor tweak, maybe:

Well, four years is plenty of time to get that sorted out.

If people can wait four years, that is …