Earlier today, The Federalist’s Sean Davis shared a piece clarifying that, despite what some of your moral and intellectual betters might contend, boys do not, in fact, have a period.

But ThinkProgress’ LGBT editor Zack Ford disagrees:

Hmmm.

Last time we checked, yeah.

And trying to figure out how we got here.

“Science” is evidently subjective now.

Ah, OK.

Well, variety is the spice of life …

All the same, if Zack wants to be taken seriously, he should probably put his money where his mouth is.

Get to it, Zack. Your biological clock is ticking.

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