2016: Re-education camp comes to you https://t.co/LXZCIdV1U3
— Will (@Oil_Guns_Merica) May 19, 2016
What a time to be alive!
When you’re forced to undergo something as tedious and mind-numbingly awful as corporate diversity training, the least you can do is try to have a little fun with it. That’s exactly what tweeter @Beer__Wolf did. And fortunately for us, he decided to share it with the world.
Dying laughing at @Beer__Wolf livetweeting his online diversity training.
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) May 19, 2016
Join the club. Because this … is amazing:
Currently sitting through hours of mandatory online diversity modules. This guy needs to die in a diverse fire. pic.twitter.com/bBrFqXb788
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
@Beer__Wolf wow not respectufl
— Adam R. Maxwell (@maxwellarm) May 19, 2016
@maxwellarm I'm not done the modules yet I might be more respectful when I've learned more
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
@Beer__Wolf Each team has a white male, a white female, a disabled guy and a minority.
— AlphaBetaShoe (@TheOneSoleShoe) May 19, 2016
@TheOneSoleShoe I can't wait until they do the once-a-decade update & have a thousand new stereotypes to shoehorn in
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
@Beer__Wolf "Sure you might be tempted to scream when the Transwoman dries her genitals off in the air dryer but that is discrimination."
— AlphaBetaShoe (@TheOneSoleShoe) May 19, 2016
@Beer__Wolf The worst are the ones that make you take a quiz at the end, so you have to actually pay attention to the drivel.
— Chelie in TX (@ChelieinTX) May 19, 2016
@ChelieinTX I still don't pay attention. I fail it once for the answers & sit through it a second time. I'm stubborn like that.
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
Stubborn, or brilliant?
Ask Lian to bring Chinese food to the next meeting. Next question. pic.twitter.com/4ut29mH6q9
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
It puts the diversity on the skin or else it gets the brainwashing again pic.twitter.com/l68cUMEAvm
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
@Beer__Wolf Last one needs a footnote:
"*It only makes sense because you would be sued into oblivion for not complying with Federal law"
— Adam R. Maxwell (@maxwellarm) May 19, 2016
@maxwellarm Hilariously when you click it the pop-up says "Wrong-Diversity is not mandated by any laws, but…"
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
@maxwellarm @Beer__Wolf Diversity is a solid business technique that limits lawsuits and bad press.
— Yoenis Cespedes (@AppFlyer) May 19, 2016
@AppFlyer @maxwellarm See? That's all I ask. Just be honest with me. I'll eat the shit sandwich. Just don't ask me to tell you it's PB&J
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
Oh no grandma why wouldn't you just ask us for money pic.twitter.com/8s0gQ4jFH2
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
This is wrong, because it's important to lie about how the system works and maintain the illusion of fairness. pic.twitter.com/aMG4XPYpS1
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
Fuckin' Miguel, man. pic.twitter.com/o2gHZY3qqh
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
The lesson I took away from this exercise is that Hispanics are misogynistic. Good job, diversity activity!
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
Well, at least you learned something. That’s the important thing!
Not a problem, since the coworker couldn't hear what Hisao said, because they are deaf. pic.twitter.com/2OIfvLfgNs
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
100% chance Gustavo does crossfit pic.twitter.com/Q9qk9FGac5
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
Holy shit Kate I mean what the hell is even wrong with you pic.twitter.com/StOrVvu32w
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
Oh you mean like a steak because I'm here to cook you dinner? You're a microagressing asshole, Satish pic.twitter.com/p26buyzTrr
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
@MarlaMHughes You know these are all jokes right
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
@Beer__Wolf is this something you actually have to do for work?
— RenegadeJay (@TBCJay) May 19, 2016
@TBCJay Yes. Once a year.
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
@Beer__Wolf oh dear. Is it at least a secret ballot?
— RenegadeJay (@TBCJay) May 19, 2016
@TBCJay It's just packaged into a database & it's been an ongoing joke for years what a waste of resources it is. Nobody looks at it.
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
Miguel hates women and Alfredo hates minorities. This thing has a real problem with Hispanics. pic.twitter.com/Z8bUve4f53
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
@Beer__Wolf I want to work for your company.
— Dale W (@chrisanddale) May 19, 2016
@chrisanddale I don't recommend it.
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
@Beer__Wolf But your training is so entertaining!
— Dale W (@chrisanddale) May 19, 2016
@chrisanddale Probably because you get the fun snippets of it I share. It's not fun at all.
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
@Jack0Spades And it's the same f-ing training module every year in mine (that, ''business ethics", and sexual harassment). @Beer__Wolf
— Darth_Spurious (@Darth_Spurious) May 19, 2016
@Darth_Spurious @Jack0Spades Amongst others.
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
And look! As if he weren’t already having the time of his life, Mr. Trout also had the opportunity to brush up on his office safety:
The silent killer. pic.twitter.com/xYpCUkJgnV
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
Jesus I've been using the escalator to my office all wrong for years it's a miracle I'm alive pic.twitter.com/wilkdch2r0
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
I've lost three fingers to filing cabinets, they do not fuck around. pic.twitter.com/RCDWeQr33C
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
I don't want to hear any shit from any of you vets about hazardous lines of work I am surrounded by danger right now pic.twitter.com/kWB4DOYba3
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
DANGER EVERYWHERE pic.twitter.com/u4njVIQFfO
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
@Beer__Wolf This is like something out of Office Space.
— ScreamingTwitrEagle (@panem075) May 19, 2016
Office Space is so beloved because it really wasn't a joke. https://t.co/BhvylcAwUH
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
Hey, @Beer__Wolf, you deserve a medal for getting through this ordeal. Not even joking.
Corporate brainwashing day is always the most soul-deadening of the year for me because I'm exactly the kind of person they don't want.
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
We owe you a drink next time we see you. But you owe us new keyboards, since we just spit our drinks all over them.
"Kate spills her coffee and grabs the towel off of her Sikh assistant's head to mop it up" – Permissible or no? https://t.co/NpbNGKteIs
— Dave's Not Here (@Weirddave0) May 19, 2016
On one hand, safety; on the other hand, diversity. Uhhhh I'm gonna go with Yellow Light https://t.co/RdHtKhzErF
— Kilgore Trout (@Beer__Wolf) May 19, 2016
