Uh-oh … is there something rotten in Democratic paradise?

Something smells, eh? Wonder what it could be.



  • Bklynnygirl

    Moth balls.

    • Eva_Galley


  • hrhoward

    Smells like Ben-Gay? Well, that Depends.

    • Hashtag pundit

      Hey: whatever it takes to Ensure the ascendency of socialism in the US, right?

      • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy!

        Yep, they’re really looking to give it a Boost.

    • ricoliv

      Maybe. But since Democrats are involved, it might be Gay Ben.

    • Gwen Siert Wrich

      Laughing so hard. I can only do One A Day.

  • Please, god help us!

    Certainly NOT “Teen Spirit”!

  • journogal

    I assume it would be miasma of mothballs, prune juice, Ben-Gay and tapioca pudding.

    • Hashtag pundit

      You say miasma and I think the anime sort that poisons, withers, and destroys everything it touches. So yes: miasma.

      • Rogue Cheddar

        Judge Smails: Spaulding, get dressed you’re playing golf.

        Spalding Smails: No I’m not grandpa I’m playing tennis.

        Judge Smails: You’re playing golf and you’re going to like it.

        Spalding Smails: What about my asthma?

        Judge Smails: I’ll give you asthma.

    • bluewaternavy

      All mixed up in a Depends?

  • spankovision

    Extra minty Dentu-cream and Meamucil farts?

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    That sounds homophobic.

  • Dwayne Mountain Dew Camacho

    You just know…Bernie smell like vinegar.

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy!


  • R_Stephan

    Pretty sure he’s looking for “retirement home”.

  • wharfrat

    It smells like lies.

  • http://macsen573.wix.com/overdrive Macsen Overdrive

    Are we sure Bernie and/or Hillary didn’t die? The Democratic primaries could be “Weekend at Bernie’s”.

    • MoxieLouise1

      More like Psycho.

  • Rogue Cheddar

    And it’s the same as the cat piss smell in NY. Breath deep the succulent tendrils of malodorous stench that the DNC is cooking!

    • Hashtag pundit

      Wait, that’s not CAT piss!!!!

  • Rogue Cheddar

    It’s called ‘Odeur De Douche`’, it’s all the rave in liberal circles.

  • MoxieLouise1

    Forgotten litter box behind the couch.

  • NannoH

    It’s the stench of rotten lies and old, fermenting BS. That’s all the Democrats have to offer.

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      Yeah, Hillary, Bernie, and Trump sure do suck.

    • http://disqus.com/jiminmontana jiminmontana

      …and the stink of irresponsibility….

  • Frogmouth

    Do you know what a Democrat Presidential candidate’s crotch smells like?


  • marcus tullius cicero

    …Depends full of crap…

  • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

    How long? (loved that old joke)

  • https://disqus.com/home/channel/ncaafchattertalkaboutcollegefootball/ Dave ✓’ed out

    I believe it’s called Eau De Debbie.

  • Roy_Lofquist

    Who makes Ben Gay? Bruce.

  • Dan Abbett

    I have written a letter to the Webster Dictionary Company asking that they include Democrat as a synonym for malodorous.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    “Something smells in the Democratic Party”

    Well, that’s what happens when you exhume two corpses to run for your party’s nomination.

  • Newportcarl

    Fix-o-dent, Vapo-Rub, and the bottom of the crystal candy dish full of horrid hard candy with the jelly-like centers

    ‘Bernie…wake up, the grandchildren are here’ she cackled.

  • The Deplorable Lord Whorfin

    My congrats to all below, some really funny comments. Well Done! I wonder if Brain Bleach will get rid of smell memories? If not, there’s always the second option.

  • LucienCordier

    Democrats vote with their lady parts. Voting booths are going to smell like the dumpster behind Red Lobster.

  • MiguelLC

    Toe jam.

  • Walter Sobchak

    It smells of failure and incontinence.

    • Newportcarl

      How ’bout manure and incompetence ?

  • JohnFLob

    Did the Dhimmicrats in Iowa forget that the Ethanol was suppose to be blended with vehicle fuels, not used as recreational refreshment

  • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

    I’d not bet against the aroma wafting in the trail of the Dem candidates being formaldehyde. Preserving their antiquated, decaying carcasses…

    • Suzyqpie

      Very antediluvian of you, thale…..or would that be anachronistic……

      • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

        “Very antediluvian of you, thale…..or would that be anachronistic…”

        /* scratches crusty head… */
        Ok, just because I came of age during the Pleistocene epoch…

        oh wait! 😉

        • Suzyqpie

          Nice to meet you Pleistocene, I’m Lucy from Olduvai Gorge.

          • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified


            You rook mahvelous! ….

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  • Binks

    HILDEMORT didn’t wipe good enough, her server that is.

  • ee1774

    ……………Poise pads………….?

  • alanstorm

    Ahem – is there anything that DOESN’T smell in the Socialist party?

  • calvin

    “Depends” on who can hold it together the longest

  • Hamm Sammichez

    Prune smoothies and overripe Depends.

  • Rossi Herbert

    * Aged Hippies . . .

  • Stuck_in_Ca√→

    Two geriatrics that need to change their Depends.


    Cankles wins 6 of 6 coin flips and the Dem party conveniently “loses” 10% of the vote in some precincts. But this entire thing is not rigged at all towards HRC.

    • Andrew Curlutu

      Daffy Witless Schultz will be very disappointed if so…

  • Deplorable AMERICAN™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Some corners smell like Polydent.

  • kennyraisin

    Ben-Gay. Isn’t that the guy who wears pink tights and drives a chariot?

    • Andrew Curlutu

      Nah, sans the tights, I think you mean Ben Hur.

  • Cali Broheim

    That smell is called cowardice and lies.

  • Sorni

    Eau de Nursing Home