Despite reportedly spending almost $3,000 per vote in Iowa, Jeb Bush couldn’t manage a better showing than sixth place in yesterday’s race.

Might be a good time for him to update his logo, huh? This tweeter’s got one all ready for him:

Rather fitting, dontcha think?

Ouch … but accurate.

That’s one way to put it!

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  • Deplorable Member Berry

    Go home, jeb!

  • Jake Wilde

    Jeb does need to quit. Nice way to show a campaign going limp….

  • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

    I’m guessing it’s gonna take more than a little blue pill to get that thing back up.

    • Carolyn#OYSD

      Hillary unavailable for comment.

      • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

        Newspeak for “too drunk to talk?”

        • tops116 ✓Quipper

          Maybe she and Palin hit the bar to drown their sorrows over staking their reputations on Iowa.

    • MoxieLouise1

      Yep…

      • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

        Ha ha ha ha ha!!! That pump might need a little priming, though.

      • Paul V

        Is that the town pump?

    • Jerry Shelton

      little …yeah like the size of texas maybe

      • tops116 ✓Quipper

        I can hear Ted Cruz laughing right now.

        • globalcrap

          Along with his supporters. Cruising with Cruz.

        • Stephen K

          Maybe so, but Rubio’s laughing even louder.

    • 97E

      Perhaps a little blue dress?

      • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

        Oooooohhh…….No, wait. He’s not a Clinton.

        • Andrew Curlutu

          He is politically, at least one some issues. That’s why the rate he’s going, the base will be making Jeb dartboards to take their frustrations out on…

  • Carolyn#OYSD

    Sounds like Jeb! needs a little more convincing that no means NO. Or in some cases HELL NO.

    • RblDiver

      “Hello, 9-1-1.” “Yeah, I’d like to report an attempted voter rape. He failed completely, so now he’s just sitting in my corner, crying his eyes out.”

    • Deplorable AMERICAN™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      We could always tell him in Spanish. “No es no!”

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      Jeb seriously needs to talk to Emerson Cod:

  • jumper297

    He looks so absolutely bewildered at what’s happening you could almost feel sorry for him.

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      Naaa…

    • vetgal1970

      If he was in any way actually listening to the people he wouldn’t be bewildered at all. It is a fine illustration of how he would govern if he were to win

  • nc ✓s & balances

    What’s the word for “beyond embarrassing”?

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      Jeb?

      • nc ✓s & balances

        He’s contending for it, isn’t he?

        • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

          I think he’s a shoo-in.

          • nc ✓s & balances

            We’ll be making a verb out of it soon, as in “After I tripped in front of all those people, I was so JEBBED I thought I would DIE!”

          • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

            Genl JEB Stuart called, he wants this loon to change his name.

        • tops116 ✓Quipper

          It’s the only thing he can win at now.

        • Andrew Curlutu

          Nah, that would be the children’s show actor who got caught in an adult theater….what was his name?

  • vetgal1970

    That’s fantastic HAHA

  • Ty in TX ✓ᵇᵒⁿᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Think he’ll finally get the message that the lest thing the American people want right now is another Bush?
    I’m sure he’s a nice guy, good to his kids, loves his mom and all.
    But the people are a little sick and tired of dynasties right now.

    • deepdiver

      Oh, I think he got that message already. All he has left to do is before dropping out is spend all his PAC money doing all the damage he can to Rubio, Cruz and Trump. This is where the Bush GOPe enters the petty retribution stage … it’s like their entire campaign so far without trying to actually get any votes.

  • JD Son✓MyWizIzTheShiz

    Ballsy.

  • globalcrap

    When they show the pictures on Twitchy of who would be a better president ,and the one of Jeb Bush, he looks like he is picking his nose. My opinion

  • http://wandererswaysite.wordpress.com Wanderer

    Jeb?

    • globalcrap

      Who?

  • Luv2GoFly

    Dang! That was freakin’ funny! Laughed out loud at that one…

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    It needs this:

  • Jerry Shelton

    Now that is funny.

  • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

    ¡$3,000! ¡Viva Hebi!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS8RjCRolSM Sanchez

    That’s funny i don’t care who you are.

    Even Bob Dole couldn’t get that back up!

    • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

      Or Monica Lewinski.

      • Andrew Curlutu

        Dunno about THAT…if she could keep the Prince of Perversion happy all that time, God only knows what other talents she may have…

  • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

    1) I MUST WAIT to drink my beverages until AFTER I click and scroll on ANYTHING on Twitchy, no matter what!!!
    2) Does anybody have a good way of cleaning about a quart of sugar-free Kool-Aid from a laptop keyboard and screen? PLEASE?
    3) That’s gotta win the internet for ALL of 2016, or at least place in the top three!!!

    • Andrew Curlutu

      Sugar-free?Yech. Diabetic? I ask because being a diabetic, I’m partial to unsweet tea.

      • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

        Yep, diabetic. I mix 1 pack unsweetened Kool-Aid with 1 generic crystal light in a gallon of water, cuts down on the overly sweet aspartame to a tolerable level. I mix flavors like strawberry and lemonade or grape and fruit punch, whatever goes together, keeps it from getting boring.

  • de66ie

    Grrrrrr… “Just because you HAVE the money, doesn’t mean you have to spend it.” As my dear, ol’ dad always says.

  • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

    A little lesson Jebbie needs to learn, and very soon.

  • san rafael blue

    For the campaign that is both Flacid and Placid.

  • san rafael blue

    The most dangerous question to ask Jeb after he gets home:
    “So how did your day go, did yo give that Trump fellow a piece of your mind yet?”

  • Dork Blaster

    Remember when Bob Dole advertised for Viagra? He should’ve hooked Jeb up.

    • Kevin Giltrud

      *Ahem*

      “Here I sit. All alone with a broken heart.
      I done took three Bennies
      And my semi-truck won’t start!”

      *Commander Cody And The Lost Planet Airmen*

  • Kevin Giltrud

    Jeb “Purple Pill” Bush.

  • Orpheus75

    allow me….

  • Deplorable Nigel Pinchley

    Which is more embarrassing: Jeb!’s $3,000 per vote or Gilmore’s total of 12 votes for .01% of the total votes cast?

    • vetgal1970

      With 100% name ID, I’d say the $3000 that netted him a 3% ranking is pretty humiliating.

    • Andrew Curlutu

      What, he’s still running? Hasn’t he figured out he has no chance whatever yet?

      • Deplorable Nigel Pinchley

        Apparently not. He probably thinks he’ll have a strong finish on Super Tuesday. I hear his big bucks donors are looking elsewhere.

  • deepdiver

    HA! Low energy indeed.

  • Frank Forever

    That’s great. Somebody should do one for hillary’s misfired arrow.

  • Jon Rice

    Well, it’s definitely a happy ending… of sorts…

  • SupplyGuy

    Go home while you still have at least a shred of dignity Jeb!

  • wharfrat

    Jeb must slow,he is on the bottom and is spending Millions and gets nowhere,he needs to return to Miami,the few people who attend his speeches say he is boring and they fall asleep during his talks about what a great boring President he won’t be.

  • Billboy89

    Maybe old man Bush could ask his good buddy Billy Jeff for some of those blue diamond pills he take with him to Pedophile Island for Jeb’s campaign.