With Hillary’s ever-embiggening email scandal blowing up all over the place, we can expect to hear a lot of excuses from her palace guard in the coming days. Excuses like this:

From The Hill:

Clinton’s chief of staff, Cheryl Mills, told State Department official Lewis Lukens that there could be a “problem,” because Clinton “does not know how to use a computer to do email — only [Blackberry],” he wrote in a 2009 email released on Monday.”

“But I said [it] would not take much training to get her up to speed,” he claimed.

It’s unclear whether Clinton was ever trained to use a computer to access emails.

Pardon our French, but how the hell could Hillary possibly have made it through her tenure as secretary of state without knowing how to check email on a computer? The woman is many things: a scheming opportunist, a shameless backstabber, a pathological liar … but one thing she’s not is stupid.

Don’t mind if we do.

https://twitter.com/AntBalladarez/status/694213075877007360

And, well, if she really didn’t know how to check her email on a computer, then she’s most definitely not competent enough to be president.

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  • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    One of the super-secret 22 e-Mails was from Obama to Hillary’s WebTV address…

    • https://disqus.com/home/channel/ncaafchattertalkaboutcollegefootball/ David ✓’ed out

      A lot of the youngsters won’t get that reference…but they probably never heard of Compuserve either…

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

        I just wish they’d stay off my lawn!

        • https://disqus.com/home/channel/ncaafchattertalkaboutcollegefootball/ David ✓’ed out

          In college, my roommates and I would take all of the free AOL CDs you get and spin them on a drill to see how fast/massive you could get them to explode…It kind of annoys me that my kids will never know the sheer agony of dial-up. Either the speeds, or the noises. They will grow up in a world where the internet connection is always on, and silent.

          And before you ask, yes, my old man card is laminated, lol

          • Paladin

          • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

            “And before you ask, yes, my old man card is laminated, lol”

            Long ago, I had mine transferred from stone to paper tape.

            Yep. When I pass gas, a dust storm ensues…

          • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

            I think I have so many viruses on my computer right now, it takes as long as dial up to load a page.

          • https://disqus.com/home/channel/ncaafchattertalkaboutcollegefootball/ David ✓’ed out

            Maybe, but unless you make the old school modem noises just for fun, it’s just not the same, lol

          • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

            The only reason I had games on my first computer was to have something to do while waiting on a connection and for page loading.

        • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

          Motion sensor attached to the sprinkler system controller…

          Reviewing the game camera footage is, I must admit, a hoot!

        • Kawfy

          so what’s with the check mark? and how come I don’t have one? 🙂

          • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

            I first noticed Doc Farmer with one and the word “Verified” next to it. I have no idea how you make a check mark, so I just copied and pasted it in my Disqus profile. It’s a play on the Twitter “blue check mark” that indicates a Verified account for celebrities, or as I like to call them, “our betters.”

      • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

        Mine only recently discovered vinyl record albums and turntables. Showed them an old iPod and they were confused. No touch screen, large clicky wheel on the front, yeah, nothing like their iPhones now.

        • https://disqus.com/home/channel/ncaafchattertalkaboutcollegefootball/ David ✓’ed out

          If the vinyl recordings were made on analog equipment, you CANNOT beat the sound. Analog recorded music on vinyl is infinitely better sounding than digital. (digitally recorded music transferred to vinyl has no real advantage)

          One my friends still has a Laserdisc player, because it is the ONLY way you can (legally) have a better than VHS quality copy of the Original Star Wars trilogy, in their original theatrical forms. (IE, before the Special Editions). I doubt most people under the age of 21 have ever seen a Laserdisc, let alone a player for them…And somewhere, in a cardboard box, hidden deep, I think I still have a Sony Walkman…

          • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

            My Walkman is… actually, I have no idea where it is. I doubt my kids would know what a laserdisc is. I know our youngest wouldn’t. He wouldn’t even know what a DVD is. For him everything is streaming audio and video.

          • DixieAngel_76

            I’m old enough to have voted for Jimmy Carter (but not stupid enough ;), and I’ve never even seen a laser disk, let alone owned one. I do, however still have a walkman.

          • https://disqus.com/home/channel/ncaafchattertalkaboutcollegefootball/ David ✓’ed out

            All a laserdisc is really, is a giant DVD with less storage space. Or, more accurately, a DVD is a smaller laserdisc with more…it’s essentially the exact same technology, just on a larger scale.

          • FirstSkirt

            David, I have not one, but two, laserdisc players, a Sony Walkman, a Kodak instant camera, a library of vinyl albums, and the original Pong console….yeah, I’m old school.

        • http://www.middletonmediagroup.com westazgal ✓ItOut

          ok, you guys better tell me how you got that check

          • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

            I copied it from someone else’s username then pasted it onto my own. You can edit your name under “edit profile”.

          • http://www.middletonmediagroup.com westazgal ✓ItOut

            Oh Duh! Thanks P

          • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

            No problem! That check mark looks good. ?

      • Kawfy

        or the commodore 64….

        • https://disqus.com/home/channel/ncaafchattertalkaboutcollegefootball/ David ✓’ed out

          Now that’s old school, right there.

      • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        I actually got a WebTV for my folks. Mom, bless her, who couldn’t really “do” mechanical, well, she took a long time to learn it. And once she learned something, right or wrong, by God, that’s how she did it…

        For the first six months, I lived in fear that Mom would push the wrong button and begin a full nuclear exchange…

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

      OMG, you HAVE to go to the Hill’s story and read the comments. Ho Lee Crap there’s some epic spin going on over there. Seems like most people aren’t buying it, but dang there’s some trolls who INSIST Cankles couldn’t possibly have known how to use email on a desktop.

      That’s some willful, deliberate stupidity right there, folks. AND THEY VOTE.

      • jwz

        I love how they can alternate between the “She is woman, hear her roar, she can do anything” shpiel, then just as quickly slip into the “she’s just a dumb old girl who doesn’t get all that mathy and sciency stuff.”

        Doesn’t it destroy so many young girls’ dreams knowing their idol doesn’t know how to send e-mail?

        • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

          You would think, but they’re so brain washed it doesn’t matter. She can do no wrong. Seriously, she could probably strangle her grandchildren on live tv and they would STILL vote for her.

    • sizemorew

      WebTV. The precursor to today’s smart TVs. I remember when they were the latest thing. I feel old.

  • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    So, can’t do e-Mail on a computer, CAN see squinty itty-bitty keyboard and screen on a Crackberry, yeah, this makes SO much sense…

    • swg

      maybe she really isn’t using the blackberry. Maybe her staff told her, “Here, take this out every 10 minutes or so, stare intently, tap a couple of times (with your index finger), then put it back in your pocket. Make sure you do this when there are cameras around.”

      • PNWShan

        Like when Dilbert gave his boss an etch-a-sketch and told him it was a laptop computer?

        • swg

          Yup, except that I think the pointy-haired boss might be just a tad smarter than Mrs. C.

    • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

      “OK Shrillary, the latest episode of ‘SpongeBob Squarepants’ is ready to go. Just hit this button…here, to get it to play.” – Huma

      • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

        Hills to Huma: “Don’t bother, dear. Send an email for an aide to find someone to do it.”

    • Deplorable Jesse-Messy Hammer

      Very true, but I gotta (again) ask Twitchy & the tweeters above: what’s the surprise here? We already knew that she proudly professes to be the titular Dummy of those books such as “Emailing for dummies” and “Being Prez for Dummies”.

  • Acuda4me ✓Please!

    Remember when they made fun of McCain for not using a computer because of his war injuries?

    • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      They’d give him grief for not joining in the “Hands Up Don’t Shoot” crowd…

    • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

      And HW Bush for being amazed at self-checkout scanner at a supermarket?

      • Petrucio14

        The one that would correctly read UPC codes that were folded and torn.

        • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

          And that time Hillary discussed when she was there the night they invented fire…

          • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

            …and the wheel… sitting next to Brian Williams…

          • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ
          • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

            Bernie was alive to see the invention of dirt.

          • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

            And he looks every day of it, too.

          • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

            Bernie was the “Midwife” who helped with the delivery when God was born.

          • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

            “And that time Hillary discussed when she was there the night they invented fire…”

            Must have been the night she was out partying with Elmer.

          • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

            She remembers it vividly. It was the first time she Felt the Burn.

      • Suzyqpie

        First Thing that came to my mind, GHWB and the scanner. That was headline news for 2/3 weeks.

    • Canned Heat

      Hillary: Wait, how do these nuclear codes work? No… NO slow down, I don’t know anything about this technology stuff…

      • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

        “Huma? Get out from under my desk. I need you to do something different than usual for me.” – HRC

      • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

        “Let’s see, I push this, and this, and then move this red lever and press this, like this…” Flash. Silence.

    • IBXNJ

      And Al Gore invented the Internet! !!

      • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

        While his mother sang “Look for the Union Label.”

  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

    Does anybody really want a President who can’t do something my 7 year old granddaughter finds easy?

    • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      e-Mail? Or tell the truth? ‘Cause I’d bet your granddaughter’s far better at both…

      • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

        That would be yes, to both.

  • Michael the white suburbanite

    Then why the need for a private server

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

      Stop making sense, would ya?? You’re gonna hurt some lib’s sensibilities. 🙂

      • Michael the white suburbanite

        I sure hope so

      • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

        And that’s bad BECAUSE….

        • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

          never said it was bad. 🙂 they need more common sense and reality thrown their way to make them cry.

          Is that wrong? LOL!

          • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

            Wrong? NO. Funny as all hell? ABSOLUTELY YES!!

          • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

            You bad girl! You’re making the unicorns so sad that they can’t fart rainbows and poop Skittles. Shame on you!

          • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

            (big cheesy grin)

            And I’ll do it again, darn it!

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      She thought they said “servant.”

    • GonetoCarolina

      Does Jitterbug even have email??

      • jaded

        I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read this!

        • ChiTownGal

          Me too….LMAO

      • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

        Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!

  • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

    coughBULLSHITcough

    • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

      Or the OTHER “B” word
      http://youtu.be/WSB7QpldGTQ

      • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

        HA!!!

    • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      You’d better see an ObamaDoesn’tCare doctor about that coughBULLSHITcough. I’m sure they’ll give you a pain pill, and maybe the name of your local, friendly, Soylent Green representative…

      • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

        At the very least the organ donation team might be in touch.

  • jhawk90

    …because accessing e-mail on a computer is a huge, huge task vs. on iPad or Blackberry. Bullshit.

  • Librophile417

    Most qualified person to run for president, ladies and gentlemen.

  • Michael the white suburbanite

    Hillary didn’t know how to access email on a computer

    Everybody who hacked her private server knows how

  • Petrucio14

    So, just to sum up:
    A. She is the smartest woman in the world.
    B. She is the toughest person ever
    C. She is more qualified than any other person to be president since George Washington
    D. She is dumb as a post.
    Are we supposed to choose one (I know which one I would pick) or are we expected to believe all are true?

    • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      Hey, they created the worldview where Dubya was the biggest idiot AND the most evil Machiavellian genius AT THE SAME TIME. This is a cakewalk by comparison.

      • Canned Heat

        I’d pick E: criminal

  • Ty in TX ✓ᵇᵒⁿᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    . . . . . . . . . . . seriously?
    Am I supposed to seriously believe this bullshit?
    How hard is it?
    “You’ve got mail!”
    ::clicks the mail icon::
    Had to get a PhD in computronics to do that.
    Oh, by the way Hilliary? Pick up, it’s for you.

    • Michael the white suburbanite

      As we all were shown, Hillary’s come along way from not knowing how to access email, to taking selfies.

      • Perso Nasplit

        Or answering phone calls at 3am.

    • bil_g

      How ’bout the fact we’re supposed to believe this as they go through tens of thousands of examples of her using it.

      To paraphrase Gladwell a bit, after 10,000 emails, you know what the hell you are doing.

  • Flax Seed

    Perhaps it’s time she claim she never worked for the State Department. Her supports would believe it.

    • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

      SHE never said she worked FOR the State Dept., she’ll SAY the ENTIRE State Dept. worked FOR HER. Semantics, you understand?

  • vetgal1970

    LOL Didn’t one of her emails indicate that she also didn’t know how to use her mobile devices? Did she have a computer in her home or office? How incompetent do you have to be that someone can’t take 5 mins and say ‘See that little envelope picture, click that taadaa’ Geesh. This lying stupid ghoul is the LAST person on earth I would want representing women as the First woman President

  • Magnifico

    This is what it’s come to; she’s amazingly stupid but competent enough to be the most powerful person in the world.

  • Fire and Adjust!

    Hillary Supporters can only be one of two things……………1) Idiots for supporting someone who can’t even figure out how to use her damned e-mail, or 2) Idiots for believing that she doesn’t know how to use damned e-mail and is can’t be culpable in her national security violations……………The common theme here………..Hillary supporters are idiots……..

    • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

      Three things, 3) Brain dead zombies controlled by the Queen bey-otch. Oh wait, redundant example, that describes #’s 1 and 2.

    • icallshenanigans

      They are a product of our wonderful public education, brought to you by the Dept. of Ed.,est. 1979. Baby boomers raised a generation of selfish egoists who are/have raising/raised a generation of narcissistic drones devoid of critical thought and a work ethic.( I say this generally speaking, i know not everyone fits this description.)

  • kennyraisin

    A Blackberry is not a computer because?

  • Ms.rainman

    So she used email on her BlackBerry phone. The same phone she lost, right?
    No problem there. Nosiree.

  • kennyraisin

    BTW she pays someone to set up her own private server but doesn’t show her how to access emails within? So how did her yoga emails get on there again?

  • pdxnag

    She’s from the government and she cannot trust the government.

    • Perso Nasplit

      Can you blame her, really, for that?

      It’s kinda like the fast food worker that wont eat at the place they work. They kinda have a firsthand understanding of why not.
      http://www.thesafestline.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/washhands.jpg

      • pdxnag

        Sure, she must think others will be as dastardly as she is.

    • PAvolley

      So she ran shadow communications while in the State, and we’re to believe she won’t run a shadow government as POTUS. Oh wait….

      • pdxnag

        Her clan thinks this is a feature not a bug.

      • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

        You DON’T have a shadow, when your administration and preezy Felon’s are as transparent as a black hole in space.

  • jaded

    if this is what they are going with, wth would want her in charge of our nation???? If learning to email on a system is THIS hard, keep her hands off the nuke button. Geez….. progs are absolutely insane!

  • NannoH

    If Hillary is so dumb that she doesn’t know how to access email on a computer, why would anyone vote for her for President of the United States, for Pete’s sake???

    • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

      Silly person, she has SERFS to handle the mundane stuff, so she can devote all her time to amassing total control and power and vast quantities of money.

      • NannoH

        I guess you’re right, /sigh

  • https://disqus.com/home/channel/ncaafchattertalkaboutcollegefootball/ David ✓’ed out

    Sooo…Hillary’s camp is basically arguing that she is incompetent? Okay…I suggest the DNC run with that storyline, run as far as they can. Hillary didn’t KNOW she was breaking any laws because she doesn’t even know how to check email on a computer!!!!! I am sure the American people will be completely understanding…

  • Maxx

    Because of her history in violating national security protocols, we might very well have the first President of the United States who can’t attend her own intelligence meetings.

    The absurdity of it all is astounding. This is the BEST the left has to offer?

    • IBXNJ

      Sadly yes!!!!

    • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

      Barrel bottom, scraping, you know how it goes.

    • Tessa from Texas

      We have to remember that it is her turn.

  • TJ

    Did not one of her e-mails ask someone to call someone else to get her some Ice Tea. She does not know how to use a phone. She gets phones handed to her with the person already on the line. She only got her own food at Chipotle because their were no minions on the trip to get it for them. She has been carried by her minions for near 40 years.

  • j p✓ʳᵉᶠʳᶦᵉᵈ

    But elect her and she will fight for you. You will die in the battle and she will know how to access her donors. Saint Hillary is innocent like a child. She might strangle that kitten she doesn’t want to share but only because she didn’t know they need to breath.

  • Right4 Rebel

    Is that the defense she’s going with?
    I’m so stupid I can’t check email on a computer but vote for me for president?
    I guess her supporters really are stupid.

    • vetgal1970

      ’08 and ’12 proved to them just how stupid people will choose to be

  • skypilot77

    She as much admitted to emailing when she talked about emailing about yoga, the wedding, she claimed to email Bill — do they not remember what they say?

    • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

      She’ll just claim she had one of her “Igors” send the emails for her after telling them what to write. She is far too important and so much better than the rest of to be bothered with taking the time to do something that mundane.

      • jwz

        They’ll have us believe she wrote the messages out long hand, including drawing all the “smiley face thingies” too.

    • vetgal1970

      They are trying to justify her using that unsecured Blackberry. She was too stupid to figure out the computer so she did all her emailing from her device.

      We aren’t supposed to be keeping up with the spin, we are supposed to throw away yesterdays news because today is today. Bet she regularly hates on Al Gore for inventing the internet lol

  • The DeplorableZombieReagan

    She’s not checking her emails in all those photos – she’s tracking Bill’s whereabouts.

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      That’s a full-time job.

  • marcus tullius cicero

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    To be fair, “Hillary’s a complete idiot” is the most believable defense in this entire story.

    • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

      When you got “nuthin else” to work with, you work with “nuthin” cuz that’s all you got.

      • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

        Must be why nuttin’s workin.

  • Milo

    How is this spin a good thing?

    How does any competent spin doctor remotely think this spin is a good thing?

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      “How does any competent spin doctor remotely think this spin is a good thing?”

      Liberal spin doctors believe that liberal voters are complete idiots and will fall for anything put forth by a Democrat. They base that on the fact that liberal voters are complete idiots and fall for anything put forth by a Democrat.

  • CrystalDawn0603

    Hillary has to decide: does she want to be smart enough to run this country? Or stupid enough that she isn’t held accountable for any of her actions?

    • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

      Hills is calculating that the electorate in general, or at least sufficient numbers of the electorate, are stupid enough to believe both such that they will cast a vote for WOMAN and little else.

    • Arttie the Deplorable

      Uh? Yes?

  • D H

    I’ll also guess that Hillary loved how the little cup holder would slide out of her compuer each time she pressed the button

    • Dan Abbett

      Dang! So that’s what that thing is.

    • jwz

      For the iced tea she e-mailed her aides to request that they call the kitchen help for.

  • Dan Abbett

    She knew enough to have a private server set up to connect to State Department computers and conduct official business to include top secret and above communications, so, there’s that.

  • miamihurricane101 .

    Hitlary also doesn’t know how to chew has to have her food fed intravenously.

    • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

      Are those IV tubes and plastic IV bags for mainlining vodka, or is that considered “food” to Shrillary?

  • Acuda4me ✓Please!

    Huma, darlin’, it looks like she’s getting ready to throw SOMEONE under the bus!

  • rambler

    So she just stares at the screen to look like she’s doing something.

  • EnoughIsEnough

    I hear they offer classes at all Federal prisons.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS8RjCRolSM Sanchez Crazy as a Loon

    I could train my dog to use email on a computer in a few days and a hand full of milk bones.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS8RjCRolSM Sanchez Crazy as a Loon

    “It says YOU GOT MAIL but I can’t find the envelopes!” Hillary Clinton

    • EnoughIsEnough

      Hillary sure went to a lot of trouble to install a server in her bathroom to NOT be able to look at emails. What was the purpose of that set-up then?

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS8RjCRolSM Sanchez Crazy as a Loon

    “Do these nuclear codey things have to be put in in any special order to work?”
    Hillary Clinton

    • Aparition42

      In a Clinton Presidency, the launch code will be “launch code”.

      • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

        Launch Code != Current On Dues to The Clinton Foundation .

  • Sketti

    So we can teach a monkey to go into space but we can’t teach Hitlary to do something a 5 yr old can do!? Yup, she’s totally ready to govern us little people! /rollseyes

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS8RjCRolSM Sanchez Crazy as a Loon

    Artificial intelligence beats real stupidity.

  • unknown
  • Grumpy

    If true: too dumb for POTUS

    If false: too dishonest for POTUS

    Hillary: please go to Canada with Sally Kohn

    • Arttie the Deplorable

      Why do you hate Canada? ;?)

      • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

        Justin Beiber, Anne Murray, Gordon Lightfoot and Triumph.

        • Arttie the Deplorable

          Fair enough!

        • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

          Cold, sparse, too many Canuk inhabitants sneer at most things U.S.

          On the pro side they brew some good beers so keep Sneering Sally and Hills away from the breweries. Thanks.

      • Grumpy

        Just a selfish “better you than me” attitude on my part.

        Say…. Got room at your place for a couple of harridans, arttie?

        • Arttie the Deplorable

          I’m south of the 49th parallel so don’t qualify as sanctuary for these harpies

  • EnoughIsEnough

    I worked with Middle School kids for many years (10-14 years old). There wasn’t ONE of them that couldn’t email and text in their sleep. If Hillary doesn’t possess the basic skill set of teens, she isn’t qualified for the POTUS.

  • Russ

    No, no, no, Hillary. You click on the little button that reads “fax,” then you quickly hold the sheet of paper to be faxed up against your monitor, with the printed side toward the screen …

  • EnoughIsEnough

    It makes you wonder what Hillary was looking at in all of those “infamous” pictures of her looking at her Blackberry. I mean, really, what the heck was she looking at???

    • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

      Female/Female porn?

      • EnoughIsEnough

        🙂

      • Russ

        Maybe Carlos Danger confused her with Sidney Leathers? Hill hadn’t seen one of those in eons, which is why she had that confused-frowny face.

    • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

      ” I mean, really, what the heck was she looking at?”

      Studying Dr. Strangelove?

      • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

        Or Dr. Seuss?

      • EnoughIsEnough

        Hello, friend. I am sitting here incredulous, thinking “I am too stupid to be a criminal” is not the best platform to run on. Every lie she has told is easy to verify. Are there really that many Grubers out there?

        • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

          And a gracious good afternoon to you too EIE!

          “Are there really that many Grubers out there?”

          I hate to point out the obvious, but consider who has occupied the White House for these past seven years and the answer to your question can not be denied.

          • EnoughIsEnough

            Ugh! But so true. Have a wonderful day.

          • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

            Every day I give it my best shot!

    • jwz

      Pics of Huma’s husband’s tallywhacker?

  • KellyGregg1985

    I can see the server from my house…. I thought she was supposed to be the smartest woman on the planet?

  • J-

    That’s a great platform for Hillary to run on “I didn’t do anything illegal, I’m too dumb to be a criminal.”

  • tbmbuzz

    This is a good time to ask the question – again – Name one, just one, thing Hillary has accomplished in her public life that has benefited the country. Dem/libs/obamabots: please feel free to respond.

  • JenniferP

    So we NOW KNOW who the OLD people who CANNOT yet use computers are….I have heard them mentioned…I simply had met none!

    • EnoughIsEnough

      My 81 year old Mother is on her computer constantly. If she can learn, believe me, ANYONE can learn.

  • Patrick Albanese

    For a woman who didn’t know how to use email, how did 60,000 of them end up on her computer?

    And since we’ve seen many email chains, we know she can hit the reply button.

    Did she have to call someone to come in and send an email to someone else to find out how to work the remote ?

    • EnoughIsEnough

      And they would have had to have pretty high security clearance to be looking at Hillary’s top secret emails. Oh the tangled web we weave…

  • Andrew

    So…because she used a Blackberry to look at unsecured classified email going through her private server instead of a computer, it’s ok? Who thought this would be relevant in any way, shape or form to the issues at hand?

  • Kawfy

    She can’t remember a password….and they wouldn’t let her use “PASSWORD”

  • MS_Steve

    Jeeez… Don’t you ‘SEE’… what a lying R-U-N-T

  • American

    That’s what it’s like having other people do things for you for most all of your life. A person tends to remain ignorant on just about everything happening around them.

    Imagine a President Hillary….not knowing anything yet in charge of everything.
    No, thanks.

    • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

      preezy Felon has been doing just that for seven years now, why can’t she?

      • American

        At least he pretends to know what he’s doing…but, Hillary is deliberately stating publicly that she’s too stupid to operate a computer. That’s wacko!

      • American

        I do remember Obama stepping up to a computer laid out for him on the podium to become the first President to use Twitter. Unprecedented, I know…. He said, “I’m now going to LIVE Tweet.” ….and he fiddled around hunting and pecking looking confused to then step away from it to exuberant fanfare among the gathered media. Like it was some grand accomplishment.

    • Tessa from Texas

      “What is this thing called the Football that they keep having me carry around. Hmmm…wonder what all these buttons are for. Just let me try……………..”

  • bunnehbooboo

    Um…yoga and wedding emails?? Surely, you remember that, grandma…

    • Diane _TX­™­

      Right. : )

  • Paladin

    A Clinton is gonna Clinton.

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    So she IS adept with a quill pen, ink well, and a wax seal. Those 18th century skills certainly come in handy in the 21st century. Young and hip, kidding right?

  • tjp77

    She’s either lying or a complete and utter idiot.

    • Michael the white suburbanite

      how about lying to complete and utter idiots

      • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

        That too.

    • Arttie the Deplorable

      My default answer is “yes, both.”

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS8RjCRolSM Sanchez Crazy as a Loon

      Why “or”?

      • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

        My favorite is “deceit and stupidity are not mutually exclusive”.

  • MoxieLouise1

    Poor Hillary. And yet, she was instructing her underlings to remove classified headings so they could send things back and forth unsecured. Seems like she knew something.

  • Carolyn#OYSD

    @nytimes endorses @HillaryClinton. “one of the most broadly and deeply qualified candidates in modern history”

    One of the “most broadly and deeply qualified candidates in modern history” doesn’t know how to open email on a computer. If we weren’t already a laughing stock of the world, that right there will sew up the title.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS8RjCRolSM Sanchez Crazy as a Loon

      It was like they had no info on her except the info they gleaned that day only.

    • Tessa from Texas

      The editor missed something — there should have been an “un” in front of the word “qualified.”

      • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

        They just published the endorsement EXACTLY as her Shrillness’s drones submitted it without proofreading it first, fearing for their lives and those of there families.

        • Tessa from Texas

          Like I said, blackmail on everybody–it’s the Clinton way.

  • Tessa from Texas

    Well, I was thinking about running for president myself but I have 2 e-mail accounts and know how to use them. Apparently I am doubly disqualified.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS8RjCRolSM Sanchez Crazy as a Loon

    ANYONE else would have been FORCED out of this race by now.

    • Tessa from Texas

      The Clintons absolutely must have blackmail material on everybody.

    • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

      ANYONE else would be in solitary at a SuperMax correctional facility by now.

  • sgb1

    Look, many of my friends don’t use computers. We are just a few years older than Hillary. It is entirely possible that she didn’t know. That is not an excuse for what she did though.

    • American

      But, she’s the smartest woman in the world.

      • Donald-Irredeemable deplorable

        Only on THIS world anyway.

        • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

          That’s not a world, it’s a very small moon. Or maybe a Death Star…

    • Deitwiler

      A person works in an office which has computers, fax machines, and maybe even an old Xerox and doesn’t know how to use any one of them should be fired…and that’s what we’re hoping to say to her, “You’re fired! Now pass ‘go” and head straight to jail.” A homebody with no professional office experience might not to know how to use a computer. Anyone else it is a choice to remain ignorant of the major piece of electronic modern life. Thus, Hillary chose stupid.

  • https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzZoahQVVFe26Xbq-d4Ut7g Lord Fhalkyn

    And she’s the one the Democrats want to crown.

  • HiltonHead_Dude

    As with Obama, the supporters of Hillary use the excuse that she’s stupid to excuse illegal behavior. So apparently democrat candidates are fucking morons.

  • Jerry Shelton

    You can not make this stuff up…..Please just send her to prison!

  • 1StephenRohaty2

    How can a mohammadan like obama, who wasn’t born in this country, be POTUS?

  • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

    Shrilly saw the screen saying You’ve Got Mail. She read it as “Male” and wasn’t interested.

  • rogleecam

    “Pardon our French, but how the hell could Hillary possibly have made it through her tenure as secretary of state without knowing how to check email on a computer?”
    Could be one reason why she can’t cite any of her accomplishments… THERE ARE NONE! And that CRAZY 8!7ch want to be POTUS?!

    • http://wandererswaysite.wordpress.com Wanderer

      What’s really crazy is that there are people out there who WANT this crazy b***h to be president. Because “she’s earned it.”

      • rogleecam

        HOW? Because she sits to…? never mind.

  • Ape Drape

    OMG… It’s like Fat Tony playing dumb… “Murder? What’s a ‘murder’?”

  • http://wandererswaysite.wordpress.com Wanderer

    Wow, not only are they going full retard, they’re trying to use it as an affirmative defense!

  • twfuller

    I don’t know – as much as I want to see Hillary go to jail, seeing her spend the rest of her life in a mental hospital for being genuinely “stupid” may not be so bad either…

  • Guido911

    Where is that video of GHW Bush and the price scanner…

  • http://www.middletonmediagroup.com westazgal ✓ItOut

    Her training stopped at the reset button

  • TCDave

    So, I guess she went to the mailbox to get her emails? WTF?

  • interestedobserver2

    This reminds me of John Kerry — he either is a war criminal, or a perjurer (if you believe his “winter soldier” testimony, he’s a war criminal; and if you don’t, then he perjured himself in front of Congress), and in either case, he shouldn’t be permitted to hold public office.

    Same thing with Hillary — either she committed a federal felony and then covered it up and deserves to be in jail, or she’s too stupid to put her own shoes on the right feet — and in either case she doesn’t need to be President.

  • jwz

    If HRC really didn’t know how to access e-mail, wouldn’t the story be that she had >30,000 unread messages on her server?

  • MikeD

    Remember, her Blackberry was “off the shelf”, she refused to take/use State’s secure Blackberry.

  • Alexxthegreat

    Have thought from the beginning that ALL of her troubles with these emails has been due to the fact that she is not too sharp in the “IT” department and as a manner of her personality, she is not too anxious to take order or direction from anyone….BETTER THAN SHE.

    It is her down fall….her arrogance..is huge.

  • sizemorew

    So instead of pitching that she “didn’t do nothin'”, we’re supposed to pick her to be president because she’s incompetent. Yeah, thanks. I’ll pass.

  • People Corporation

    also, her password is ‘password’. But she’s totally qualified to do difficult sht.

  • iVillageIdiot

    I blame AlGore. If he hadn’t “invented” the interwebs, Hillary wouldn’t be in this mess. /s