So, who thought this was a good idea?

No. Freakin’. Way.

Gee, whyever would you think that?

Parting question:

  • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    Okay, the “Debbie Does Dallas” retrospective doesn’t really scream empowerment here…

  • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    Bill: Uh, Hillary, I’ve got to go out for a bit. I’m gonna give the password to Huma’s hubby, is that okay? Bye…

  • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    You KNOW he’ll use the account to pick up chicks…

  • Ty in TX ✓ᵇᵒⁿᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    In the news today, a worldwide epidemic of dick pics swept the web today.

    • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      Bill: Uh, yeah, ladies, it’s bionic now…

      • Ty in TX ✓ᵇᵒⁿᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        He’s more machine now than man, twisted and horny.

        • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

          Okay, I wanted to do a “pork” joke with the twisted part, and then decided I didn’t want to get banned , so…

          Does that mean he lost “it” in a lightsaber attack? Is Hillary a Sith Lord? Darth Post-Menopausius?

          I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

        • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

          Someone needs to find out if he’s taking nitrates for chest pain before he gets ready for his close up. Can’t have him passing out from hypotension.

          • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

            Bill: Hello, 9-1-1? Yeah, it’s been more than four hours…
            9-1-1: Do you need an ambulance?
            Bill: Aw, HELL no! I’m just callin’ to brag! Hey baby, you sound cute…

          • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

            Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

        After he single, um, -handedly put the Cantharis Spanish Fly on the endangered list.

        • DeplorableMessMan ✔ JesseMessy

          Okay, everyone, OKAY: this is getting out of h–…Oh now that’ll come out sounding eyebleach-worthy. Look, can we all juststop acting like a bunch of jerkAWW-UHH-OH forget it.

    • Carolyn#OYSD

      Did he get some tips from Weiner?

      @exjon was right…they do write themselves

      • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        [insert mohel joke here]

        [not that way, either…]

  • Jake Wilde

    Is he going to pull a Weiner?

    • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      I think “the Blond Bombshell” takes care of that for him these days…

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

      Someone will be pulling it…

      • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

        And when you do, does he break wind, like pulling Weird Uncle Egbert’s finger?

        • Donald-Now 3x as Deplorable

          It’s not WIND that comes ou….DANG IT, I didn’t mean, I wasn’t going to… I just KNEW it would…(heh heh, he said “wood”)

          • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

            I know! I know! Shake the cylinder, and the little hole on top gushes a creamy stream of…

            [Wait for it…]


  • Tom

    I really hope that old bastard doesn’t start posting dick pics.

    • Donald-Now 3x as Deplorable

      Too late…Or were you referring to a DIFFERENT old bastard?

  • Perso Nasplit

    Not even the serial sexual assaulter will be able to help hillary.

    • Jake Wilde

      Bill Clinton and Lena Dunham….I wonder how many more sexual predators are in her corner…

      • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

        …or under the bed, in the closet, buried in a soft spot in the backyard….

      • Perso Nasplit

        It’d be easier to count the ones who aren’t.

  • backwoodsMT

    Carlos Danger Sr.

    • soxfan4evah

      Clinton was heard to say that back in the day he gave Brett Favre tips on dic pics.

  • Name

    Coming from a guy who reportedly NEVER sent an email while POTUS. Boy, he and granny are really down with all the new tech all the hip kids use.

    That guy makes used car and snake oil salesmen feel slimy.

    • Newportcarl

      Feel sparkly clean…FIFY

  • Fire and Adjust!

    Not sure how we should take it if someone says Bill Clinton’s snap chat went “viral”………. will that mean antibiotics are going to be prescribed or will it mean everyone will know what is going on?

    • Donald-Now 3x as Deplorable

      Antibiotics DON’T affect viruses, bacterial infections, yes, and everybody ALREADY KNOWS what’s going on. The problem is demon-rat voters (and honey badgers) just don’t care.

  • Acuda4me ✓Please!

    It could be worse, it could be Huma’s husband.

    • Donald-Now 3x as Deplorable

      Let’s go for the trifecta, “Carlos Danger”, Jerry Rivers, and Bubba C. There’s not enough bleach and penicillin to clean up after that trio.

  • Canned Heat

    Aren’t they cute. Does two make a mafia?

  • Sanchez

    Hillary on Snapchat: I love how messages ‘disappear all by themselves’

  • MoxieLouise1

    I hope Juanita Broaddrick stops by for a comment or two.

  • Sanchez

    “Lolita Express is now boarding at Gate 69 for Orgy Island. Please have your tickets and 15 year olds ready. Thank you for flying Lolita Express and enjoy your stay.”

    • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      Please return your STDs to an upright and locked position…

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

      “Service provided at slight additional charge for those who could not bring their own.”

      • Sanchez


      • Newportcarl

        Ouch again, Marcia 🙂

  • soxfan4evah

    Carlos Danger has got nothing on me—Willy Jeff Clinton

  • Sanchez

    Judicial Watch Releases Independent Counsel Memo Laying Out Criminal Case against Hillary Clinton in Whitewater Land Scandal

    ‘The Castle Grande transactions were crimes’

    Hillary Clinton ‘destroyed’ her personal records

    A case of ‘possible obstruction’ of justice

    Sources say redacted portions of memoranda contain a draft indictment of Mrs. Clinton

    Never-before-published prosecution memos from April 1998 say Clinton’s ‘sworn statements to the RTC, the FDIC, the Senate and the House of Representatives and to OIC …reflected and embodied materially inaccurate stories’

    A 4/10/98 OIC memo uses terms ‘crime(s),’ ‘criminal,’ ‘fraudulent,’ ‘misrepresented,’ ‘inaccurate,’ ‘deceive,’ ‘mislead,’ ‘misstatement,’ and ‘concealed’ 27 times in 20
    pages to describe actions by Clinton and Whitewater associates”

    Judicial Watch today released 246 pages of previously undisclosed Office
    of Independent Counsel (OIC) internal memos revealing extensive details
    about the investigation of Hillary Rodham Clinton for possible criminal
    charges involving her activities in the Whitewater/Castle Grande
    fraudulent land transaction scandal. The memos are “statements of the
    case” against Hillary Clinton and Webster Lee “Webb” Hubbell, Hillary
    Clinton’s former law partner and former Associate Attorney General in
    the Clinton Justice Department. Ultimately, the memos show that
    prosecutors declined to prosecute Clinton because of the difficulty of
    persuading a jury to convict a public figure as widely known as Clinton.”

    “An April 10, 1998, memo summarizes “the crimes under consideration”

    What, then are the crimes under consideration? Between
    January 1994 and February 1996 both Hillary Clinton and [Webster]
    Hubbell made numerous sworn statements to the RTC, the FDIC, the Senate
    and the House of Representatives, and to the OIC. Each of these
    reflected and embodied materially inaccurate stories relating to: how
    RLF [Clinton and Hubbell’s Rose Law Firm] came to be retained by MGSL
    [the Madison Guaranty Savings & Loan]; Hillary Clinton’s role in the
    IDC/Castle Grande venture; Hillary Clinton’s role in representing MGSL;
    Hillary Clinton’s role in representing MGSL before state agencies’;
    Hubbell’s representations to the RTC [Resolution Trust Corporation] and
    FDIC regarding Hillary Clinton’s role in the IDC/Castle Grande venture;
    and the removal of records from the RLF. The question, generally, is not
    whether the statements are inaccurate, but whether they are willfully

  • Whoare”they”?✓Deplorable

    Who’s gonna teach him? Antony Weiner?

  • Kenton Clarkson

    Can’t you just FEEL the LOVE between those 2? lol

  • chitownmom

    Yes please! Free Willy!!!! (brings a whole other image to mind, no?)

  • ThewlynOh ✓certifiable

    i suspect an impromptu ride on Epstein’s “party plane” and several duck-face pictures of young women…

  • CBDS

    Snap this, ladies. In my best Bill Clinton voice lol.

  • Kevin Giltrud

    So…. “Snapchat” replaces “zipper” in all of Bill’s monologues and texts?

  • FranklinWasRight

    Their body language in that photo is so awkward, they look like coworkers fake laughing over a cheesy joke.

  • surfdog

    Carlos Danger will discuss camera angles and production values to make sure Bill gets it right .

    • Kevin Giltrud

      Why does Hillary look like an Earth Tone dwarf?

      • TCDave

        Just trying to improve herself?

        • Kevin Giltrud

          Didn’t work for Al Gore or John Kerry when they ran, either.

    • Suzyqpie

      Geraldo Rivera would probably avail himself to assist…

  • Tommycat

    The jokes virtually write themselves…

    • Kay Kay

      It’s great isn’t it? Comedians couldn’t write anything that comes close to this. :0)

      • Tommycat

        I could have put “literally” there too, as it’s Hillary’s camp writing that Bill will be running the snapchat…

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    When Kankles and “snap chat” are in the same sentence I see something of hers that I never want to see.

  • Newportcarl

    Hillary and I are absolutely serious about the role of America in the ….. Ohh, look at the lip gloss on that one !

  • Donald-Now 3x as Deplorable

    Anybody know the over/under on how long before William A. has had, is having, or will have a nervous breakdown TRYING to moderate THIS THREAD? You KNOW it’s going to happen. Get well soon William, we’re praying for you.

  • Michael the white suburbanite

    Now we know why she passed it on to Bill, doesn’t want to be seen snapchatting from prison

  • aztectrumpet

    No tips for him, he is the one who will be giving the tips.

  • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    “President Bill Clinton”? What is he “president” of? He’s a “former” US President.

  • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ
  • Dan13

    This just in: It does hang to the left…

  • Dan13

    Billy Jeff looks so lecherous…

  • Jerry Shelton

    Anyone care to bet is this ends well?