What even … ?

If anyone needs us, we’ll just be right over here. Banging our heads against our desks.


  • Kenton Clarkson

    I am first and have nothing to say

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      And now you know what it’s like to be Donald Trump during a GOP debate.


      • drw

        Naw, he didn’t do enough incoherent screaming…

        • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

          …and whining and making ridiculous faces…

          • DeplorableMessMan ✔ JesseMessy

            Watch it now, lest DT take Waldo Doodle Dandy’s cue (hat/tip to #OrwellianDel upthread) and come out in a onesie himself.

          • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!


            See, now I gotta go and do this again, dammit.


      • Kenton Clarkson

        Maybe I should have blustered, called everyone in the world who is not ME a “loser”, whined, pouted, and cowered in fear before the evil Megyn Kelly?

        • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

          That would have been a more accurate depiction so yeah. LOL

      • Jim

        “That’s not funny!” -Trumpbots

        • Dave Olson

          They’re not the only ones

      • Len

        I never thought of that.

        (Going to read the Holy Bible again)….I’m getting really mean.

        • JustDon

          Don’t forget to read the story about the Two Corinthians…

          • Len

            Go Reagan……oh wait, he became president and already past away. Just trying to be happy…..(sigh) ahhhh, the good ole days.

            I am in the book of kings 1&2, as soon as I finish I will read 1&2 Corinthians….I was going to read Thessalonians.

    • Orwellian_Dilemma

      How ’bout “Where’s Waldo Doodle Dandy?”

  • kch50428

    Things that can’t be unseen…

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!
      • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

        Thanks for the cute kitty. The image is burned into my mind as I heat the needles to stick in my eyeballs.

        • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

          You’re welcome! BTW, do you have any extra needles?

          • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

            I guess this once it would be OK to share needles. Desperate circumstances, don’t ya know…

          • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!


    • Donald-Now 3x as Deplorable

      HELP ME!!!

  • Jake Wilde

    If he was my friend I would punch him for his own good….

    • drw

      If he were my friend, I’d wonder if was I drinking too much…

    • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      If he were your friend, I’d say you had made a poor choice.

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

      Friends don’t let friends wear onesies.

      • Don Reed

        The World’s Biggest Tube Sock.

        • Knight64

          Being worn by the World’s Biggest Tube Steak.

    • ceemack

      Reminds me of the line from “Zorro the Gay Blade”…”You are a little clumsy, are you not, my friend?” “To be your friend I would have to be more than clumsy–I would have to be stupid.”

      • ricoliv

        Hey, you never know. He might just make a kick-ass cup of hot chocolate.

    • No, a real friend would push him in front of a bus.

  • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    my god pajama boy is actually a real human person

    No, I’ll argue that whatever it is that they saw can’t really count as “human”…

  • kennyraisin

    I saw this in a Dr. Seuss book

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      He should’ve gotten a picture with the Grinch–I mean, Hillary.

      • kennyraisin

        He probably will if the Secret Cervix let him get close enough.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper


    Nah, not big enough. Ah:

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    “Student in an American flag onesie at Clinton rally”

    Bet he got more flack there for wearing the colors of the flag than a onesie.

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

      Sad but true…

    • Karla1953

      Sadly bet he got no real flack for either

      • Don Reed

        His trust-fund flack ran interference.

    • rabidfox2

      Naw, they’d just see it as dissing the flag. Probably fist bump him.

  • Tom

    The mind boggles—one, that anyone manufactures those things and two, that anyone has ever spent money on them.

    • drw

      Didn’t the description say he’s a student? Mom and Dad’s money don’t count.

      • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

        They make them in this darling little artisan sweatshop in Kowloon…

      • ricoliv

        “12 years an undergraduate: Momsie says it’s okay and that I shouldn’t rush into anything. Besides, everyone I know wears onesies.”

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

      I’m sorry, but once you’re past the age of, oh, say, 2 years old you, have NO BUSINESS wearing a onesie.

      • rabidfox2

        I’ll make an exception for a very cold evening, wrapped in a blanket, in your own home, in front of a fireplace if you are female.

        • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

          Ok, I can go with that. ?

  • toddm123

    Why do liberal guys give off an vibe that says “stick my head in a toilet and flush it”?

    • Kevin Giltrud

      Sheldon Cooper?…. Is that you?

      • Don Reed

        Cary Grant. Maybe Jimmy Stewart. Jerry Lewis?!

    • UsedtobeaDemocrat

      I swear, when listening to a conservative talk show, I can predict with about 90% accuracy that a caller is going to be a liberal just from the voice. But I’m sure that voice profiling is a microaggression…
      edit: I mean a “male” caller…

      • Tessa from Texas

        You realize that gender is a fluid concept these days, right?

        • rabidfox2

          Not when it comes to what I’m taking to bed with me.

    • JLM

      If you flush it, it gives them a chance to breathe. I guess that’s OK though. After all, there is the very faint hope that if they live, they might come to their senses and abandon liberalism. If they die, they’ll be voting democrat forever.

  • Kevin Giltrud

    So…. Who beat up and replaced whom?

    Pajama Boy?… Or Where’s Waldo?

  • G3

    That sums up the Dem voter perfectly…grownups who want to be treated like children.

    • drw

      Just as true, children who want to be treated as grownups.

      • Petrucio14

        No. Most children eventually do grow up. Dem voters, almost never.

        • rabidfox2

          Case in point: Bernie Sanders.

  • Magnifico

    I’d like to see a cage match between flag boy and pajama boy, but they’d probably start making out.

    • Janelle

      Yikes…..definitely didn’t need that mental image…….Magnifico. Will pass on dinner.

  • Ty in TX ✓ᵇᵒⁿᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Son, no matter how you dress up, Hilliary isn’t going to be your mommy.
    Time to grow up and be a real man now.

    • Acethepug

      Who would WANT Sir Edmund as their mother? She looks the type to eat her own young — Chelsea mush have shoveled her former siblings into that maw and made her escape until she was too big to swallow whole 🙂

    • bxarmybrat

      Will someone please get this message to The Donald.

  • bicentennialguy


  • Luv2GoFly

    Grown men in onesies just screams pansy liberals.

  • Anthony

    It’s true then, liberals never grow up.

    • bxarmybrat

      Arrested development on display.

  • Dennis

    Beta males love democrats.

  • Ruffnek

    I remember him, he’s they guy that was at my kids pokemon tournament, he lost and threw his cards down and his two mommies dragged him out, kept yelling something about the Koch brothers stealing his Charmander.

    • icallshenanigans

      Ha, ha. Actually, just wanted to give 2 thumbs up to your avatar choice!!!

    • Rogue Cheddar

      Is that Raylan Givens? I love ‘Justified’!

    • Don Reed

      “What Happened to Jane Mayer When She Wrote About the Koch Brothers
      “By JIM DWYER JAN. 26, 2016 NY Times
      Oh yeah, by the way, look how easy it is to be defended by the Times, even if you don’t have insider media “contacts.” (Sarc.)
      From the middle of the article:
      “(Ms. Mayer’s husband, William Hamilton, is an editor for The New York Times in Washington.)”

  • Newportcarl

    Where’s weirdo? At the rally for Hilly

  • surfdog

    To all of those who have served in the armed forces and fought for freedom and the flag I apologize for this fool .

  • rick

    The dwee-er,wearer notwithstanding,that’s not how the American flag looks

  • http://www.almarquardt.com/ almarquardt

    I’m afraid to ask if the guy lost a bet, or won it.

    • Suzyqpie

      Haha, that’s a great line for any bad sartorial statement…

  • whatev…✓ yo’self.

    I’ll bet there is a flap in the back. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    • Don Reed

      Unused since 2006.

    • bxarmybrat

      There is plenty wrong with that.

  • Karla1953

    I know it is a different time and I sound very old fashioned etc……………….but I do not care what side of the aisle one is from I am not a fan of people who wear the flag in any form. One flies our flag it is not a cute pattern to make an ensemble JMO

    • Janelle

      Agree, Karla. Nothing wrong with wearing the colors, but don’t wear it as clothing. A pin is acceptable, but leave it at that.

  • Rogue Cheddar

    “my god pajama boy is actually a real human person
    — Chris Moody (@moody) January 29, 2016”

    If you don’t mind, I’ll wait for the lab results.

  • Oak Tree Lady

    What is he doing with his hands while he is talking with that reporter…

    • Arttie the Deplorable

      H a ppy dance

  • BacktoOrdinary

    I want one – if only to wear to Walmart at 3 am. Looks cozy.

  • Donald-Now 3x as Deplorable


  • globalcrap

    Amazing how liberals dress and think alike. Brainless Geeks on parade

  • UsedtobeaDemocrat

    Careful calling this person “pajama boy.” You need to determine what gender it thinks it is at the moment.

    • Tessa from Texas

      And that is subject to change any time the wind blows.

  • Tim

    Oh, I guess he had the day off from work… Couldn’t even type that with a straight face!

    • Janelle

      I certainly couldn’t read it with one, either, Tim!

  • marcus tullius cicero

    …Pajama Boy..Keep criminal Hitlery company in jail…

  • ricoliv

    “Wait a second! They told me it was a Trump rally! I wasted a ton of money on this dumb outfit.”

  • Tessa from Texas

    Ohhh…what a chick magnet!

  • RJLigier

    Pajama boy…………the quintessential 2-3%er metrosexual male…….

  • Ironside

    He’s only there for the free hot cocoa.

  • The Dragon

    Thus establishes a fact about the Democrat voting base. They are all overgrown children.

  • schveiguy

    There’s Waldo!

    • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

      Exact same thing I thought.

  • Antisocial_ism

    Where’s Waldope?

  • https://twitter.com/UnicornOfMayhem Hi This Is My Username

    Was that a wise choice on his part? I mean, the left does love to do flag burning.

  • Kim Willay

    I’ll bet this beta male doesn’t watch sports at all but he has an interest in this years Super Bowl only because of the media obsession with race.

    As a result he is a whiny white guy who wags his finger and tells you that not rooting for Cam Newton and the Panthers to win means YOU are the racist even though he and everyone else is actually racist because they only want the Panthers to win precisely because Cam is black.

    This whiny white guy also has daddy issues and as a result thinks he is a feminist because he sits to pee and attends Hilary functions.

    • bxarmybrat

      He will watch the SuperBowl for the commercials.

  • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    I have trouble believing someone MADE a flag onesie, let alone someone buying and wearing one in public.

    • rabidfox2

      Made in China.

  • Deplorable Member Berry

    Oh for the love of Pete…

  • Petrucio14

    Did anybody expect pajama boy to show up anywhere else? He was looking for ‘free’ hot chocolate.

  • http://wandererswaysite.wordpress.com Wanderer

    Just think folks, all you hardworking, educated, contributing members of society…that this douchebag’s vote will count for every bit as much as yours does. Possibly more.

    And I don’t care how this sounds, but that’s not right.

  • Elizabeth Bennett

    Bernie’s team in Iowa as tweeted by Susan Sarandon is no better — pajama boys, girls, confused and grandma’s.

    • Oysteria (I won)

      Caption: Hi! We’re socialists and we think everyone else should have your stuff.”

    • SnarkyGCat

      That’s a bizarre looking group. Pretty sure they are only there for the free weed!


    Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

  • Oysteria (I won)

    It’s Lena Dunham’s twin brother!

  • SnarkyGCat

    He’s actually at the wrong place. He was headed to feel the Bern, but his mommy forced him out of the basement to drive her to see Hillgrannie.

  • John Howard

    Elf, in search of its shelf?

  • Onsecalme

    Someone needs a refresher on the Flag Code

  • Hans Niemand

    Patriotic and pathetic at the same time.
    These folks never cease to amaze me.
    Trouble is, these folks never cease.

    • rabidfox2

      NOT patriotic! Not at all and not meant to be either. He’s signaling his contempt for the flag.

  • FrancisChalk

    Definitely in need of a Blanket Party.

  • HansonBro

    Hillary-women consider this guy a stud.

    • rabidfox2

      No. A success.

  • Zhytamyr

    That’s the sort of thing that’s liable to get a fellow beaten, savagely.

  • tomsmithdeal

    Do they really let you dress like that at Starbucks where this PhD in sociology pours coffee for $12 an hour?

  • Pat Corcoran

    I’ll bet he lives at home and his mom still does his laundry. Of course he’s a Hillary Clinton fan.

  • Misanthrope

    That is not a student. That is a life-form with no purpose.

  • G6loq

    Born to and raised by a woman ….

  • rbeccah