As Twitchy told you, the Washington Post came out with a blistering exposé on teenage Marco Rubio’s “brush with the law.” Rubio, you see, was caught with beer in a public park after hours. In 1990. Scandalous, right?

And it makes us wonder … what other horrible things has he done? Tweeters can only imagine:

Not that! Anything but that!



‘Shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die’: The #RubioCrimeSpree catches up to Marco at last!

Hillary who? WaPo’s way too busy digging up dirt on teenage Marco Rubio