Salon is working extra-hard today to try to convince you not to play the Powerball.
No, really, you don’t want to win the Powerball lottery — no matter how big the prize https://t.co/KF826LctEh
— Salon.com (@Salon) January 13, 2016
Is it because they want to increase their own odds of winning? Or are they just killjoys?
Either way, they’re super-serial:
"The lottery is a distinctive mixture of optimism, superstition & ignorance seasoned with magical thinking" https://t.co/hJhLYBzPAO
— Salon.com (@Salon) January 14, 2016
Gosh, that does sound unappealing. And also a little familiar:
So… it's like Liberalism, but with a bit of optimism. https://t.co/4TJAqGOYnj
— Matthew (@Matthops82) January 14, 2016
Aw, snap! Well played.