HOLY CRAP, YOU GUYS. This offering from American Bridge 21st Century, a Democratic super PAC, is about to turn this presidential election on its head.
Gird your loins and get ready to be blown away:
We took balloons to @marcorubio's office, you won't believe what happens next.
WATCH: https://t.co/5c7RU7IcFy pic.twitter.com/Gs9aIe9YqN— American Bridge (@American_Bridge) January 12, 2016
Oh.
OK. Well, surely the full video is absolutely devastating:
Huh?
@American_Bridge @marcorubio
1. that's 42 secs of my life i will never get back
2. who the hell thought this was funny?
3. y'all are scared— Ryan (@alwaysonoffense) January 12, 2016
Who the hell thought it was funny? We’ll tell you who: DCCC deputy comms director Christie Stephenson.
bursting with pride that @morganewill has become such an A+ troll. https://t.co/IpC94UdStO @jessicamackler I hope you're sending her to CPAC
— Christie Stephenson (@cestephe) January 12, 2016
Bursting with pride, eh? You sure about that, Christie?
here's what happens next: the guy takes the balloons and goes inside https://t.co/KGCJ0W473v
— Joe Perticone (@JoePerticone) January 12, 2016
You show it. He takes the balloons and the sign. https://t.co/yzS7HwpxuE
— Kate Bennett (@KateBennett_DC) January 12, 2016
Kate, at least say spoiler alert, geez. https://t.co/mAjZLpJ1Qe
— J.P. Freire (@JPFreire) January 12, 2016
Snicker.
@BuzzFeedAndrew weird? It's fucking dumb & pathetic.
— Ori (@OriKeinan) January 12, 2016
This is sad. https://t.co/4WfZo8iw3T
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) January 12, 2016
@JohnEkdahl Why would you even bother releasing that?
— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) January 12, 2016
Fair question. Unless American Bridge is full of masochists, in which case we totally understand why they’d bother releasing that.
Sick burn. #idiotshttps://t.co/rmgw7Edko8
— BT (@back_ttys) January 12, 2016
So basically, you handed things to a Rubio staffer who totally kept his shit together.
WOW WHAT GREAT TROLLING https://t.co/WsSSbxbcC6
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) January 12, 2016
Right now at @American_Bridge:
*phone rings*
"Rubio for President"
"Hey, is your refrigerator running?"
"Yes"
"THEN GO CATCH IT!"
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) January 12, 2016
That sounds about right.
@BuzzFeedAndrew What’s weird is that they shot it and were like, “Yes, this was a successful bit, let’s make sure to get it online.”
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) January 12, 2016
@American_Bridge @marcorubio i really hope this was free. you didn't pay anything for this, did you?
— Ryan (@alwaysonoffense) January 12, 2016
I wonder how American Bridge thought this might go. Surely not as dumb as it turned out, right? https://t.co/LtpcF4t08D
— Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) January 12, 2016
American Bridge may not do much for us politically, but as far as entertainment value goes, they’re hard to beat.
