Festivus may be over, but Bernie Sanders still has plenty of grievances to air. Like this one:

Five bucks? Which ATMs are you using, Bernie?

Yeah, well, that must mean you’re not in tune with everyday Americans like Bernie is. See, ATMs are only the tip of the iceberg. There’s so much more that sucks about America:




But seriously. Bernie’s got a lotta nerve complaining about the high cost of a service he thinks should be “free.” For a socialist, he doesn’t seem to have a very firm grasp on what socialism actually entails.

He could save himself a lot of trouble in the future if he’d just keep his musings to himself. And save us a lot of trouble if he’d retire already.


Bam. Feel that, Bern.