Want to know what Neil deGrasse Tyson thinks about “Star Wars: The Force Awakens”? No? Well, then it sucks to be you, because he’s gonna tell you anyway.

Is anyone actually interested?

How about out of respect for everyone, you just keep your observations to yourself?

We can wait, Neil. We really can.

Ugh.

Actually, Neil has many reasons to feel isolated and inadequate. Not the least of which is that he sucks all the fun out of everything.

Hey, speaking of full loads of poop, Neil’s not finished yet:

It means you should stop it, Neil. Just staaaaaaaahp.

Editor’s note: We’ve removed a tweet from this post to use in a follow-up post instead.

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Update:

‘Suck on that, Neil’: @StarWars cracks BB-8-shaped egg on deGrasse Tyson’s smug face

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Related:

Twitchy coverage of Neil deGrasse Tyson