Great doctor’s note … or the Greatest Doctor’s Note EVAH?

We report, you decide:

Wow. Where to begin?

How about at the beginning?

Well, at least Dr. Bornstein (whether it’s Jacob or Harold Bornstein apparently isn’t important) doesn’t have any medical concerns …

OK, well, never mind that stuff. For some, this news is just what the doctor ordered — literally:

Others, too, are feeling inspired. Inspired to mock, that is.

Stay tuned!