Happy Tuesday, everybody!


It’s the story Twitter was made for.

Oh, absolutely. So if this is too much for you …

… You’ve come to the wrong place.



Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.



What’s this? Some possible rain on our parade?

Say it ain’t so!

From Business Insider:

UPDATE: A source who has seen the film tells Business Insider there is no bear rape scene, and a film critic on Twitter also denies the existence of the scene:

Stop toying with us, universe!