Youâd definitely be hard-pressed to find one. And weâre sure youâll be shocked to know this particular argument was inspired by none other than the illustrious Amanda Marcotte:
https://t.co/rHmkBVZjFF Is ISIS paying Republicans to write their propaganda? They should, because the GOP is killing it at ISIS propaganda.
â Amanda Marcotte (@AmandaMarcotte) November 17, 2015
https://t.co/rHmkBVZjFF Republicans and ISIS agree on so much! They both hate Syrian refugees. They both want a âclash of civilizationsâ.
â Amanda Marcotte (@AmandaMarcotte) November 17, 2015
Now, a sensible person looks at that and thinks, âWow, thatâs incredibly stupid.
Comedian Patton Oswalt is evidently not such a person:
ISIS: We hate Syrian refugees.
GOP: Us too!
ISIS: We want a "clash of civilizations.
GOP: Ditto! *hugs*
(Thank you, @AmandaMarcotte)â Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 17, 2015
Get it? Because Republicans are basically ISIS! Theyâre not caring and awesome and open-armed like Amanda and Patton are.
@pattonoswalt @AmandaMarcotte u can't be fuckin serious. Have them all live in your gated community then.
â chunk (@phillyant) November 17, 2015
@pattonoswalt @AmandaMarcotte easy to say when they aren't moving into your gated community. #Lookingdownfromabove
â JEREMY HOLLINGSWORTH (@JWHGOLF) November 17, 2015
How many Syrian refugees stayed at your home last night? https://t.co/GVsdtynYTg
â Sean Davis (@seanmdav) November 17, 2015
@pattonoswalt @AmandaMarcotte So when is the first Syrian refugee moving into your homes? Own itâŚ
â Jeremie Jordan (@StarDogCh4mpion) November 17, 2015
@pattonoswalt @AmandaMarcotte So how many Syrian Refugees should we deliver you your house? ShelteredHollywooddickhead says what?
â Joseph Ryan (@jmotivator) November 17, 2015
Odd ⌠no answer! Could it be that Pattonâs actually incapable of making a substantive argument to support his case and instead has to resort to likening Republicans to terrorists?
Yep. Thatâs pretty much what it is.
@pattonoswalt @AmandaMarcotte That is just ignorant. Admin cant screen effectively. People don't want to be killed by jihadists sneaking in.
â Raymond Woltman (@RaymondWoltman) November 17, 2015
@pattonoswalt ISIS: "Cut off his head." Oswalt: "Oh, you silly guys." ISIS: chop, chop Oswalt: "Republicans, for God's sake help me."
â Larry Schweikart (@LarrySchweikart) November 17, 2015
You should print this up and stick it next to your Coexist bumper sticker. Really highlight your tolerance! https://t.co/WarOtV1qyk
â Mulder's Shroom Ride (@proteinwisdom) November 17, 2015
Great idea!
@pattonoswalt @AmandaMarcotte this is what passes for deep thinking on the left, huh?
â joes grinding teeth (@joegridingteeth) November 17, 2015
@pattonoswalt @AmandaMarcotte What a moronic tweet.
â Buff Jones (@buff1414) November 17, 2015
@pattonoswalt @AmandaMarcotte You got your bullshit jar and your funny jar mixed up- again.
â #FREESTACY #RIPTWITT (@Corduroyalist) November 17, 2015
@pattonoswalt just be funny. Stop with this bullshit.
â Nick del Prado (@delNick54) November 17, 2015
@pattonoswalt @AmandaMarcotte c'mon Patton you're smarter than this stupidly simplistic shit.
â Etai Harel (@EtaiHarel) November 17, 2015
@pattonoswalt such a shame that a brilliant comedic mind like yours is also capable of such utter (and unfunny) stupidity
â Ori (@OriKeinan) November 17, 2015
***
Related:
Twitchy coverage of Patton Oswalt