Seriously. She must be a glutton for punishment. It’s really the only way we can explain why she keeps sharing takes as searingly hot as this:

Thanks for playing, Sally. But you’d better sit down before you hurt yourself.

https://twitter.com/NoahPollak/status/666317293920624642

Hard to understand? For Sally? Absolutely.

Please. Her grasp on reality is too weak for that.

True. Story.

Sally, dear: