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'I'm dying'! 'Hillary' shows off her 'fun' side in this gloriously perfect Onion piece

And boy, did they nail it with this:

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We recommend, of course, that you read the whole thing. But here’s a sample:

Perhaps it would be helpful for me to provide an example of a fun thing I do. I take part in levity. I enjoy jokes, which are fun. When the occasion presents itself, I have been known to make jokes of my own, thereby creating fun for those around me. This is because, like many other people I encounter, I have a sense of humor. A sense of humor is crucial to having fun and to being fun. When situations are humorous, I signal my recognition of the fun by laughing, just as you do. Just as most people do.

Although stating that I am fun and that I like fun establishes these qualities of my character sufficiently, I can also cite several instances in which I have demonstrated my fun side in public forums. I have been fun on broadcasts of late-night television programs. I have been fun on multiple social media platforms, wherein I can also be witnessed taking a carefree approach to life. If you have observed me in one of these settings, you have likely already concluded that I am a fun individual.

Furthermore, as indirect evidence of the fact that I have a fun disposition, I do not like things that are not fun.

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Did we mention you should read the whole thing?

We’re guessing Hillary wouldn’t find it all that fun.

But the rest of us? We’re having the time of our lives.

https://twitter.com/Inet_Poutine/status/659066812001353728

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Because it’s Hillary-ous, that’s why!

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