The New York Times Magazine is all about the burning questions, as evidenced by this:

Maybe they thought they were being profound. Maybe they thought they were being clever.

Unfortunately for them, the public didn’t seem to find either of those things to be true. And now, NYT Mag is taking a heck of a beating:

And if nobody minds, we’re just going to sit back here and watch.

https://twitter.com/blahblahokgotit/status/657641419830620160

https://twitter.com/darthtortilla/status/657639726556557312

That might not be a bad idea.