Every Columbus Day it’s the same old story: Lefty grumps insisting that Americans should feel guilty about Christopher Columbus making it to America.

And DailyKos “justice columnist” Shaun King is leading the charge:

https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/653555119464841217

Pssst! Hey, Shaun:

https://twitter.com/ZyklonBae/status/653586732101668864

https://twitter.com/Yung_Twigger/status/653653312634535936

https://twitter.com/jerrywilson_7/status/653673790447095808

Worse than that? A social justice warrior dad who won’t rest until he’s sucked the last bit of fun out of everything.

Oh, you know it!

Or, at the very least, incredibly self-loathing, miserable ones.

Let’s just say we’re gonna need more than one day out of the year to list everything.

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