“Groan” is right.

In case you missed the news, Edward Snowden has joined Twitter:

Edward Snowden Twitter

This was his first tweet:

Isn’t that special?

You want to know what’s even more special? Noted astrophysicist and confirmed blowhard Neil deGrasse Tyson is engaging him in a full-blown love-fest.

Awww, he’s so modest! Neil just loves that about him. Reminds him of himself, no doubt.

Get a room, you two.

Preferably in a galaxy far, far away.