What a difference a day makes. Or … not.

The first GOP debate hadn’t even started yet, but that didn’t matter. Because Wolf Blitzer already knew what the breakout story would be:

Chyron alert! Chyron alert!

Squeeeeee! This … is CNN. If by “CNN,” you mean “a complete joke.”

It really happened.

Thanks, CNN, for feeding the beast.

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