No. There, there, Ron. We know it canâ€™t be easy being this ignorant.
And really, ignorance is the only excuse for thinking that Stephen King has any clue whatÂ heâ€™s talking about here:
Fer cryinâ€™ out loud â€¦
His commitment to getting things wrong is pretty impressive. Weâ€™ll give him that much.
But you might want to quit tweeting for a while. Save yourself further embarrassment.
Hey, hereâ€™s a question: