No. There, there, Ron. We know it can’t be easy being this ignorant.
And really, ignorance is the only excuse for thinking that Stephen King has any clue what he’s talking about here:
Fer cryin’ out loud …
His commitment to getting things wrong is pretty impressive. We’ll give him that much.
But you might want to quit tweeting for a while. Save yourself further embarrassment.
Hey, here’s a question: