No. There, there, Ron. We know it can’t be easy being this ignorant.

And really, ignorance is the only excuse for thinking that Stephen King has any clue what he’s talking about here:

Fer cryin’ out loud …

His commitment to getting things wrong is pretty impressive. We’ll give him that much.

But you might want to quit tweeting for a while. Save yourself further embarrassment.

Hey, here’s a question:

 

We’ll wait.