Just in case you were wondering, yes — everything is still terrible. Because of stuff like this:

What a coincidence! Because that tweet makes us question our desire to continue living on this planet.

Is nothing sacred? Not even the Muppets?

C’mon, Time. What gives? What’d we ever do to deserve this?

Not really. But to be fair, Time only published the piece. They didn’t write it; the Muppets Studio did.

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That doesn’t really make us feel any better, though. Because come on. If this is where we’re headed, we want out now. Before it’s too late.



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