R.E.M. apparently hopes so.

See, for R.E.M.’s Mike Mills, it might as well be the end of the world. He wants Trump to stannnnnnnd … down:

Brace yourselves, guys. Here comes a statement:

We’re trembling with antici … pation.

Well, that’s too bad. Because you are giving it to him. You’re also drawing attention to the fact that you sound kinda whiny. Maybe you should just be grateful that R.E.M.’s getting some attention again. Forgive us if we don’t feel all that sorry for you.

Ah, yes. There it is. Gotta love when they play that card. Where are the shiny, happy feelings, Mike?

Well, not everyone … right, Mike?

Oof.

Seriously. This game is getting old.

Maybe it’s time to move on, Mike. Hmm?

He’s not the only one.

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Update:

Here it is … the statement you’ve all been waiting for:

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You heard ’em! Leave the distracting from the pressing issues of the day to R.E.M.!

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