Everytown for Gun Safety hates guns. So much so that they’ll say just about anything to get people to notice them.

Case in point, these delightful tweets:

What? You mean Cabela’s will just sell anyone a gun, no questions asked? No background check required??? But, that’s crazy!

No, really. It’s crazy. Because it’s complete and utter bullcrap:

(That’s a rhetorical question, of course.)

The answer is (D) — all of the above.

Yeah, well, unfortunately, the world of Everytown is far from sane. It’s more like some demented fever dream.

Heh.

Is there such thing as a background check for weapons-grade stupidity? Because if so, Everytown, you fail. You fail hard.

Oh, snap!

Actually, that’s exactly what it is.

Just another day in Everytown.

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