Doesn’t matter if you know. Politico’s Roger Simon knows a conspiracy when he smells one! Especially if it’s a conspiracy of the vast right-wing variety.

Ready for the best part?

Dear. Lord.

As vast as they come.

Who cares? It was just a little “hanky-panky,” you guys.

That’d be a start.

Hey, Politico, it might be time for a name change, no?