Well, this is reassuring. Check out this tweet from “TSA Public Affairs spokesperson Lisa Farbstein”:

Um, pardon our French, but what the hell?

It really is puzzling. And by “puzzling,” we mean “not even remotely puzzling.”

Indeed it is:

Lisa Farbstein bio

Show of hands: Who’s cool with their “tidbits” being shared on Twitter?

Great questions. This sort of thing definitely doesn’t inspire trust in the TSA.

“Just a curiosity,” huh? Is that what the excuse TSA’s going to give the owner of that luggage?

Neither do we.

Hey, why stop at luggage?

Good Lord. We wouldn’t be surprised.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional text and tweets.