During his big announcement this morning, Donald Trump had a lot to say. Like, a lot. We’re still trying to process all of it.

That’s probably an exercise in futility, though. So instead, we’ll focus on something a little simpler. Namely, does The Donald know how to use a napkin?

What’s all this about, then?

OK, that’s pretty nasty.

But maybe we shouldn’t be so hard on him. After all, Donald-spittle is probably worth, like, $5 billion. We should be longing to bask in it!

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