Being a journalist is hard, you guys. Because it means you have to cover stuff that happens.

And frankly, Politico’s Blake Hounshell seems pretty sick and tired of it:

Are we, people? Are we?

are you getting mad

Stomp those feet, Blake! You stomp ’em real good!

Pretty neat trick, huh?

We’ll try to be more considerate.

But Blake’s gotta try harder, too:

Heh.

You’ll never run out of material, either.