Being a journalist is hard, you guys. Because it means you have to cover stuff that happens.
And frankly, Politico’s Blake Hounshell seems pretty sick and tired of it:
Are we, people? Are we?
Stomp those feet, Blake! You stomp ’em real good!
Pretty neat trick, huh?
We’ll try to be more considerate.
But Blake’s gotta try harder, too:
You’ll never run out of material, either.