This is news to us:

Wow. Is that so?

Boy, is it ever!

When he’s not on the golf course, Obama prefers to spend his time in denial.

Feels great, doesn’t it? And not only that, but:

Everything’s comin’ up Barack!

We’ll have what Obama’s having. Acting like everything’s lollipops and rainbows is, like, so much easier than facing the music.

Keep up the great work, Barry!

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with an additional tweet.