This is news to us:
Wow. Is that so?
Boy, is it ever!
When he’s not on the golf course, Obama prefers to spend his time in denial.
Feels great, doesn’t it? And not only that, but:
Everything’s comin’ up Barack!
We’ll have what Obama’s having. Acting like everything’s lollipops and rainbows is, like, so much easier than facing the music.
Keep up the great work, Barry!
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with an additional tweet.