Rolling Stone must be beside themselves right now, what with the news that their teen idol cover model Dzhokhar Tsarnaev‘s been sentenced to death. But they needn’t worry — blogger Caleb Howe has generously volunteered to help them out with their next cover story:

Perfect.

And while he’s at it, Howe has a few more “humble suggestions”:

Sounds good to us.

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