As it turns out, bad spelling is the least of Lily Allen’s problems. She’s also, unfortunately, not terribly bright.

In light of yesterday’s stunning Tory victory in the U.K., Allen had this to say:

The Tories are “facist”? Rilly, Lily?

Apparently, a fascist is anyone without a soul. Like those icky Conservatives!

OK, honey.

Um, no it doesn’t. Nor does this:


Lily. Staaaaahp. Before you hurt yourself.


Recommended reading for Lily, if she doesn’t mind the occasional multisyllabic word:

She can read it on the plane.