By now, you’ve no doubt heard that the Baltimore Orioles played the White Sox at an empty stadium this afternoon.

Well, as it turns out, that’s maybe not entirely true:

Snort!

Yeah, but what about disgraced members of the media?

Don’t ruin this for us, pal. We’re gonna enjoy it, and there’s nothing you can do to stop us!

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