And they say dead men tell no tales!

In case you missed the news — and we wouldn’t blame you if you did — former Republican-senator-turned-Democratic-ex-governor Lincoln Chafee is launching a presidential exploratory committee.

He’s got a website and everything! Not to mention the mother — or, rather, the Exalted Cyclops — of all endorsements:

Quite a coup, Mr. Chafee!

Victory is his.