'Whiter than Icelandic mayonnaise': 'Happy Voxiversary' to our favorite progs of pallor! [photo]

Happy Voxiversary! http://t.co/8zQBnKpkvx pic.twitter.com/5ggebEGn07

— Vox (@voxdotcom) April 7, 2015

this one time at band camp… RT @voxdotcom: Happy Voxiversary! http://t.co/oeppIcdfhx pic.twitter.com/lSIFgLxHSN

— sarah (@mamaswati) April 7, 2015

@mamaswati @voxdotcom People bending down to fit in group photos is the worst.

— Matthew DesOrmeaux (@cynicusprime) April 7, 2015

L to R: Dunce, Imbecile, Dummy, Moron, Cartographer, Boob, Blockhead, Dolt, etc. RT @voxdotcom: Happy Voxiversary! pic.twitter.com/ef6hqD6NwP

— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) April 7, 2015

Photographer: "OK, tall cartography failures in the back, submissive chicks in the front. Squat lower. Lower." pic.twitter.com/AoS7gHWeEJ

— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) April 7, 2015

Who *doesn't* want complex, worldly subjects explained to them by a staff of average age 23.2? https://t.co/Q7RFf98yRl

— Ride It Down (@Beer__Wolf) April 7, 2015

46 times you all messed up: http://t.co/BmX2WoOL1C RT @voxdotcom: Happy Voxiversary! http://t.co/FWdS7yZnFj pic.twitter.com/t4LflZByp1

— Ashe Schow (@AsheSchow) April 7, 2015

@AsheSchow @voxdotcom Where was this picture taken? On the Gaza bridge?

— #war (@matthewhummel) April 7, 2015

"We'll do better with that whole 'which states are which' thing next year!" RT @voxdotcom: Happy Voxiversary!

— L (@OrwellForks) April 7, 2015

WHOA!! Gimme some sunglasses!!#whiteness https://t.co/hQQOwcsjp2

— VACUOUS CIPHER (@THE_DAILY_BLEAT) April 7, 2015

#VoxSoWhite RT @voxdotcom: Happy Voxiversary! http://t.co/aaV0kdWtUz pic.twitter.com/8t4qhPPZLK

— Biff Diddle (@BiffDiddle) April 7, 2015

@voxdotcom So, so white. #Checkyourprivilege

— Jimni27 (@jimni27) April 7, 2015

@voxdotcom seeing a room full of white privilege

— Andrews Dad (@Andrew_Dad) April 7, 2015

Whiter than Icelandic mayonnaise. RT @voxdotcom: Happy Voxiversary! pic.twitter.com/ef6hqD6NwP

— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) April 7, 2015

@CuffyMeh @redsteeze @voxdotcom Almost as white as Starbucks upper management.

— Bob Meyers (@IcarusDedelas) April 7, 2015

@mamaswati @CuffyMeh @voxdotcom divoxity.

— HeavyHokie (@heavyhokie) April 7, 2015

Spot the Diversity. pic.twitter.com/jY60pUejAl

— heartiste (@heartiste) April 7, 2015

@redsteeze @CuffyMeh @voxdotcom "Diversity? We have lots of diversity at Vox. For example, we have an O'Malley on our staff."

— Romulus (@historyfanatic) April 7, 2015

FACT: Eskimos have 53 words for how white Vox is. RT @voxdotcom: Happy Voxiversary! pic.twitter.com/k02AjTD3vP | @PeeteySDee @AceofSpadesHQ

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) April 7, 2015

@CuffyMeh Vox has no black people on its staff? Who does it think it is? The @WVGazette ?

— Don Surber (@donsurber) April 7, 2015

The one Black guy must be taking the picture MT @voxdotcom: Happy Voxiversary! http://t.co/krmRigni1C http://t.co/QMBSDAlfar #tcot

— Tom O'C (@teeocee) April 7, 2015