Give or take a million:

So, what’d he do this time?

Oh, so close!

Eh, New Hampshire, Vermont … tomayto, tomahto.

True:

Dang. They sure are!

Snort!

But wait. Maybe Yglesias isn’t as dumb as we think he is:

Fair enough:

But no. He really is as dumb as we think he is:

Oh well. Better luck next time, buddy!

Nah. Who’re we kidding? We’re sure we’ll see him back here again reeeeeeal soon.