You go, girl! Right out of your gourd, that is:

Pssst! Miley! They actually do that.

That’s exactly what she’ll do, if you don’t mind:

Well, that’s it. Cotton is done for.

Good luck with that.

It’s an inspiration to us all.

Nope. Sadly, there’s no vaccine for stupid.

Parting question:

Any takers? Don’t all step up at once!

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