That’s Everytown’s bread and butter.
Check out this tasty little morsel:
OK, well, at least one super-genius thinks it’s awesome:
We checked her timeline. And no, she’s not being sarcastic.
But seriously, Anna. Before you decide to swallow Everytown’s swill, you might want to read up on reality a little bit.
Oh, we’re sure they’ll get to it just as soon as hell freezes over.
And speaking of alcohol, looks like Everytown might wanna lay off the sauce a little:
Nice try, but no.