You’ve heard of the Friday News Dump? Here’s the Friday Chump Dump, courtesy of LA Times columnist David Horsey:

For those of you fortunate enough to have escaped this knowledge thus far, Christian Grey is the billionaire, S&M-loving protagonist of the woefully popular “50 Shades of Grey.” And Horsey thinks he has a lot in common with the Left’s favorite bogeymen, the Koch brothers:

Billionaires want what they want and believe they deserve to get it because they are rich. Grey wants a young woman to tie up and slap around in his secret room. The Kochs want to buy compliant politicians with their secret donations. Social critics slam “50 Shades of Grey” for encouraging abuse of women. Political observers criticize the Kochs for abusing the political system.

The big difference between Christian Grey and Charles and David Koch? Grey is a fictitious character; the Kochs are all too real.


If Horsey really wants to go there with such an asinine comparison, well, two can play that game: