What fresh hell is this?

More from the Washington Times:

Actor Charlie Sheen says he considers himself a “constitutional Republican” and that he’d like to use his celebrity to run for president.

“When I say to people, ‘Hey what if I run for president?’ it’s 100 percent,” Mr. Sheen said in a segment of the comedy show ‘The Flipside,’ offering a platform that includes a flat tax of 10 percent and the placement of skilled veterans in front of schools to protect students.

“Everybody relax – that should be a rule,” Mr. Sheen said, adding that “It’s important to put the constitution back in place.”

Charlie Sheen should not be anywhere near the Constitution — or anything else that’s flammable.

Yes, please! Before it’s too late.

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