Brian Williams apparently spends so much time lost in “the fog of memory,” he’s forgotten what’s real and what’s not. Now that he’s admitted to “misremembering” — aka lying about — being in a chopper shot down by enemy RPG fire in Iraq, we can’t help but wonder: What other mis-memories does Brian have rattling around in that foggy ol’ noggin of his?
#ThereIWasWithBrianWilliams I will never forget when @BWilliams was killed by a stingray lancing him through the heart. Crikey, Mate.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) February 4, 2015
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"I held MLK's hand as he took he last breath …" – @BWilliams
#ThereIWasWithBrianWilliams— Arthur Kimes (@ComradeArthur) February 4, 2015
https://twitter.com/NJFiorvento/status/563111839589220352
"Albert you idiot. it's E=MC2. Not F"#BrianWilliamsMisremembers
— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) February 5, 2015
@ComradeArthur @AceofSpadesHQ @BWilliams "I took one of the bullets meant for JFK." #ThereIWasWithBrianWilliams
— Underdog (@rdbrewer4) February 4, 2015
So he turns to Chaucer and says, "What if you write that story, but like, *not* in poem form?" #ThereIWasWithBrianWilliams
— Claudia S. Murray (@TheClaudacity) February 4, 2015
Narrowly avoided the guns of Bugs Moran's gang in the St. Valentine's Day Massacre #BrianWilliamsMemories http://t.co/9nUzUSchgm
— Kevin in Albuquerque (@KevinInABQ) February 4, 2015
#ThereIWaswithBrianWilliams When he single-handedly defeated the Mexican Army at the Battle of San Jacinto.
— Curmudgeon (@philosophrking) February 4, 2015
Was named after Sir Edmund Hillary #BrianWilliamsMemories http://t.co/9nUzUStS7U
— Kevin in Albuquerque (@KevinInABQ) February 4, 2015
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And then I invented beer! #BrianWilliamsMisremembers
— suecee (@suzyspeaksthetr) February 5, 2015
#BrianWilliamsStories Got the.3rd army to Bastogne to rescue the 101st Airborne. Without his hair and makeup team.
— Dr Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) February 4, 2015
https://twitter.com/IAmKurtacus/status/563112624133378048
There I was speaking at the dedication of the Gettysburg Battlefield Cemetery…..#BrianWilliamsMisremembers
— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) February 4, 2015
Yep. Grassy knoll. #BrianWilliamsMemories
— Chelle (@FL_Chelle) February 4, 2015
Survived the Hindenburg #BrianWilliamsMisremembers
— Rusty Weiss ?? (@rustyweiss74) February 4, 2015
Bunking with John McCain in the Hanoi Hilton. #BrianWilliamsMisremembers
— Rob GobbleGobble (@RobGeorge) February 4, 2015
#BrianWilliamsMisremembers That time I was briefly married to Marilyn Monroe
— Well duh…. (@HardieEric) February 4, 2015
https://twitter.com/RedStateBatman/status/563106733824815104
https://twitter.com/MuttBarkley/status/563113172119617537
And this person came up to him and just piped him in the leg! "I'll never figure skate again!" he cried. #ThereIWasWithBrianWilliams
— Claudia S. Murray (@TheClaudacity) February 4, 2015
When Wilt Chamberlain scored the 100th point, @BWilliams had the assist. #ThereIWasWithBrianWilliams @BradThor
— Matt Lo Cascio (@matt_locascio) February 4, 2015
https://twitter.com/Will_Antonin/status/563133718702080000
You'll always have Normandy, Brian Williams. No one can take that away from you. #BrianWilliamsmemories
— Itsallgood, man (@recoveringlibrl) February 4, 2015
https://twitter.com/JimmyJames38/status/563122356957511680
https://twitter.com/mcsaros/status/563129908944052226
MT @NBCNightlyNews Brian Williams, first black PGA Tour member, dies at age 92 http://t.co/ll0mP5T20q #BrianWilliamsMisremembers
— Rob GobbleGobble (@RobGeorge) February 4, 2015
https://twitter.com/tmarsh83/status/563121815900266498
It was Christmas Eve 1968 and John Kerry and I were in Cambodia listening to Richard Nixon….#BrianWilliamsMisremembers
— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) February 4, 2015
https://twitter.com/BrianPardy/status/563123558705278977
#ThereIWasWithBrianWilliams when I heard him say, "Dr. Livingstone, I presume?"
— Starless (@starless941) February 4, 2015
Those cold nights at Valley Forge #BrianWilliamsMisremembers
— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) February 4, 2015
#ThereIWasWithBrianWilliams, when he crossed the Delaware on Christmas and took Trenton from the Hessians with just a spork.
— Bob Owens (@bob_owens) February 4, 2015
I rode a tank in the General's rank when the Blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank. #ThereIWasWithBrianWilliams
— Beef Supreme (@Supreme____Beef) February 4, 2015
https://twitter.com/Simplekindoffan/status/563112142271156225
#BrianWilliamsMemories pic.twitter.com/xwDCeZOB7v
— Яob (@robx_d) February 4, 2015
That brush with Typhoid Mary. #BrianWilliamsMisremembers
— Cam Edwards (@CamEdwards) February 4, 2015
https://twitter.com/ClosedPress/status/563114955348508672
"Let there be light." and I said, "That's a good start." – @BWilliams #ThereIwaswithBrianWilliams
— Arthur Kimes (@ComradeArthur) February 4, 2015
Next up?
https://twitter.com/AvBronstein/status/563122093106417664
Oh, snap.
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