Here we were, just minding our own business, not hurting anybody, when this happened:


Oh yes, it’s real. But it is not spectacular.

Oh yeah? Have you guys actually seen what it actually looks like?

Right now, you can only get this, this thing if you’re in the Philippines, and they’re only giving out 50 a day.

So for now, our digestive systems are safe. Our minds’ eyes are another story.

You’d be hard pressed to find one.