To mark the anniversary of the Roe v. Wade decision, President Obama issued the following statement:

Wait … what?

He’s been spouting the same tired lines about the importance of keeping the government out of personal health decisions for years now. Because he thinks we’re all too stupid to realize that Obamacare is all about getting the government involved in our personal health decisions.

But this, this is just a flat-out lie:

Um, did someone sneak the right to murder the unborn into the Constitution when we had our heads turned?