Brace yourselves, guys. This is a big one:
Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987 http://t.co/HBgpghzxzv
— Talking Points Memo (@TPM) January 14, 2015
Quelle horreur!
To the fainting couch!RT "@lheal: RT @TPM: Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987 pic.twitter.com/WEuuavH0Bv”
— aThirdOfDuane (@aThirdOfDuane) January 14, 2015
OH NOES! RT @TPM: Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987 pic.twitter.com/Qy7a1OCt0f
— Josh Smith (@ThisIsJoshSmith) January 14, 2015
IMPEACH RT @TPM: Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987 http://t.co/jug9hXjYwq
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) January 14, 2015
O! M! G! To the chair with him! RT @TPM: Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987 http://t.co/yGCxzhvTfI”
— Kevin Corrigan (@kcluva) January 14, 2015
BURN HIM AT THE STAKE RT @TPM: Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987 http://t.co/RAbbJE1IIY
— Ashe Schow (@AsheSchow) January 14, 2015
@RobProvince @TPM Off with his head!!!
— M.Ramirez (@cybr_gk) January 14, 2015
With all due respect to TPM — and there isn’t much — that’s all you’ve got?
How is Ted Cruz having a beer 28 years ago a news story?
— Matt Cover (@MattCover) January 14, 2015
Quite the scoop, Cronkite. MT @TPM Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987 http://t.co/OWCEY5Tcvq
— jon gabriel (@exjon) January 14, 2015
@TPM That's the best you could come up with?
— Meg Gruner (@Ohcomeonnow) January 14, 2015
heh, you all are pathetic RT @TPM: Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987
— Michi I. (@michi83) January 14, 2015
@DLoesch @TPM Um someone actually thinks this is worthy of anyones time? Unreal.
— Rick (@shershot99) January 14, 2015
@DLoesch @TPM Please, give us a break
— Lloyd Stanley (@llystnly) January 14, 2015
@lachlan @TPM Oh boy. Reaching.
— Kathleen McKinley (@KatMcKinley) January 14, 2015
I think I speak for most people when I say; 'who gives a flying fuck'? RT @TPM
— Stefano Moostacheo (@steveatmguy) January 14, 2015
@GTMAC21 @ThisIsJoshSmith @TPM Is that the biggest dirt they can get? I'll take my chances.
— Our God is Greater! (@ThaJTL) January 14, 2015
I wonder how the dipshits at @TPM spent their younger years.
— Sifty Boones (@siftyboones) January 14, 2015
Well, we know how Obama spent his …
The Choom gang is laughing. “@TPM: Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987 http://t.co/qUU51BPhky”
— TC (@TFCochran) January 14, 2015
@DrewMTips @TPM Given the admitted past drug use of their Savior in Chief, what the hell is the possible angle, here?
— Chris Hynes (@realchrishynes) January 14, 2015
He's got nothing on President Choom Gang. RT @TPM: Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987 http://t.co/Lhw0WI1V6N
— sarah (@mamaswati) January 14, 2015
Obama smoked weed, snorted coke @TPM: Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987 http://t.co/VwNNK1NwZA
— ★♥ Harriet Baldwin (@HarrietBaldwin) January 14, 2015
RT @TPM: Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987 pic.twitter.com/DCsZG8KMRP
— Buck Up Buttercup (@lheal) January 14, 2015
And Obama did cocaine. What's your point? RT @TPM: Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987
— Drew McCoy (@DrewMTips) January 14, 2015
@DLoesch The president did coke. Dumbest @TPM headline ever.
— Breeanne Howe (@breeannehowe) January 14, 2015
@breeannehowe @DLoesch @TPM @joshtpm http://t.co/P0FctOljTZ
— L.N. Smithee (@LNSmithee) January 14, 2015
.@BarackObama snorted cocaine, but hey, Ted Cruz had a sixer of beer in his car or something.
— ن Miké Ramoné ن (@ThePantau) January 14, 2015
Only a matter of time before TPM digs up more skeletons from Cruz’s closet …
@DLoesch @TPM Ill bet he had pimples too…OH NO!!!
— Mike Rawley (@mstrmort1) January 14, 2015
@exjon @TPM There were actually 100 red balloons until Ted Cruz popped one.
— CCD (@ConwayCD) January 14, 2015
@TPM Uh oh. Hope nothing else comes out, like he once spent 31 minutes in a 30 minute parking zone. The miserable SOB!
— Opining Penguin (@OpiningPenguin) January 14, 2015
.@exjon I personally witnessed Ted Cruz enter a grocery store through the EXIT ONLY door! He's dangerous!!!!! @TPM @conkc2
— Ernst Stavro Robot (@Red_Eye_Robot) January 14, 2015
@CounslrObvious @TPM If we find out that he was out past curfew, it'll all be over.
— aThirdOfDuane (@aThirdOfDuane) January 14, 2015
