‘The Choom Gang is laughing’: TPM’s Ted Cruz scoop met with zero shockery, whole lotta mockery

Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987 http://t.co/HBgpghzxzv

— Talking Points Memo (@TPM) January 14, 2015

To the fainting couch!RT "@lheal: RT @TPM: Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987 pic.twitter.com/WEuuavH0Bv”

— aThirdOfDuane (@aThirdOfDuane) January 14, 2015

OH NOES! RT @TPM: Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987 pic.twitter.com/Qy7a1OCt0f

— Josh Smith (@ThisIsJoshSmith) January 14, 2015

IMPEACH RT @TPM: Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987 http://t.co/jug9hXjYwq

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) January 14, 2015

O! M! G! To the chair with him! RT @TPM: Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987 http://t.co/yGCxzhvTfI”

— Kevin Corrigan (@kcluva) January 14, 2015

BURN HIM AT THE STAKE RT @TPM: Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987 http://t.co/RAbbJE1IIY

— Ashe Schow (@AsheSchow) January 14, 2015

@RobProvince @TPM Off with his head!!!

— M.Ramirez (@cybr_gk) January 14, 2015

How is Ted Cruz having a beer 28 years ago a news story?

— Matt Cover (@MattCover) January 14, 2015

Quite the scoop, Cronkite. MT @TPM Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987 http://t.co/OWCEY5Tcvq

— jon gabriel (@exjon) January 14, 2015

@TPM That's the best you could come up with?

— Meg Gruner (@Ohcomeonnow) January 14, 2015

heh, you all are pathetic RT @TPM: Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987

— Michi I. (@michi83) January 14, 2015

@DLoesch @TPM Um someone actually thinks this is worthy of anyones time? Unreal.

— Rick (@shershot99) January 14, 2015

@DLoesch @TPM Please, give us a break

— Lloyd Stanley (@llystnly) January 14, 2015

@lachlan @TPM Oh boy. Reaching.

— Kathleen McKinley (@KatMcKinley) January 14, 2015

I think I speak for most people when I say; 'who gives a flying fuck'? RT @TPM

— Stefano Moostacheo (@steveatmguy) January 14, 2015

@GTMAC21 @ThisIsJoshSmith @TPM Is that the biggest dirt they can get? I'll take my chances.

— Our God is Greater! (@ThaJTL) January 14, 2015

I wonder how the dipshits at @TPM spent their younger years.

— Sifty Boones (@siftyboones) January 14, 2015

The Choom gang is laughing. “@TPM: Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987 http://t.co/qUU51BPhky”

— TC (@TFCochran) January 14, 2015

@DrewMTips @TPM Given the admitted past drug use of their Savior in Chief, what the hell is the possible angle, here?

— Chris Hynes (@realchrishynes) January 14, 2015

He's got nothing on President Choom Gang. RT @TPM: Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987 http://t.co/Lhw0WI1V6N

— sarah (@mamaswati) January 14, 2015

Obama smoked weed, snorted coke @TPM: Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987 http://t.co/VwNNK1NwZA

— ★♥ Harriet Baldwin (@HarrietBaldwin) January 14, 2015

RT @TPM: Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987 pic.twitter.com/DCsZG8KMRP

— Buck Up Buttercup (@lheal) January 14, 2015

And Obama did cocaine. What's your point? RT @TPM: Ted Cruz was ticketed for alcohol possession as a minor in 1987

— Drew McCoy (@DrewMTips) January 14, 2015

@DLoesch The president did coke. Dumbest @TPM headline ever.

— Breeanne Howe (@breeannehowe) January 14, 2015

@breeannehowe @DLoesch @TPM @joshtpm http://t.co/P0FctOljTZ

— L.N. Smithee (@LNSmithee) January 14, 2015

.@BarackObama snorted cocaine, but hey, Ted Cruz had a sixer of beer in his car or something.

— ن Miké Ramoné ن (@ThePantau) January 14, 2015

@DLoesch @TPM Ill bet he had pimples too…OH NO!!!

— Mike Rawley (@mstrmort1) January 14, 2015

@exjon @TPM There were actually 100 red balloons until Ted Cruz popped one.

— CCD (@ConwayCD) January 14, 2015

@TPM Uh oh. Hope nothing else comes out, like he once spent 31 minutes in a 30 minute parking zone. The miserable SOB!

— Opining Penguin (@OpiningPenguin) January 14, 2015

.@exjon I personally witnessed Ted Cruz enter a grocery store through the EXIT ONLY door! He's dangerous!!!!! @TPM @conkc2

— Ernst Stavro Robot (@Red_Eye_Robot) January 14, 2015

@CounslrObvious @TPM If we find out that he was out past curfew, it'll all be over.

— aThirdOfDuane (@aThirdOfDuane) January 14, 2015