Time to choose sides, people. You’re either with Mike Huckabee, or you’re with the “mental poison”!

From the AP:

While promoting his new book, Huckabee told People magazine, “I don’t understand how on one hand [the Obamas] can be such doting parents and so careful about the intake of everything – how much broccoli they eat and where they go to school … and yet they don’t see anything that might not be suitable” in the lyrics and a Beyoncé choreography “best left for the privacy of her bedroom.”

Huckabee described the Grammy Award-winning Beyoncé in his book as “mental poison.”

Yeah, well, he’s grown a lot since then. He’s come to realize a few things. Namely that he’s of no use to anyone.

Huckabee really is a dead ringer for Abe Simpson. Also this guy:

Heh.

Huck, you shoulda put a sock in it.

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Update:

It’s worth noting that Huckabee isn’t exactly in a position to criticize the Obama’s over Beyoncé, not just because he’s annoying, but also because he himself has dabbled in what he might call “mental poison.”

Ahem: