Since he’s clearly got nothing else to occupy his time, President Obama spoke today in more detail about his super-awesome plan to make community college “free” for two years for “those willing to work for it”:

His standards, as usual, are the highest:

How rigorous!

Trite treacle aside, there’s so, so much wrong with this “plan.” Where do we even start?

Of course it doesn’t. You know what would make sense, though? Something like this:

What a novel idea!



Now how much would you pay? Obama unveils free community college proposal via Vine infomercial

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