Oh geez … we hope not.

New Yorker columnist and CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin is pretty horrified by the Senate Democrats’ CIA torture report. In fact, it’s just about the worst thing he’s ever heard in his entire life.

Let’s go to the videotape:

A history lesson would be a great start.

Education is your friend, Jeffrey.

But don’t worry, Jeffrey. You’re not a complete failure. You still managed to accomplish something:

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