'We have a winner'! Rolling Stone inspires 'genius' update to classic proverb

You know, we’re asking ourselves that very same question. Because this is just perfection:

Apparently a Rolling Stone also gathers no evidence.

— NeoN: Automataster (@neontaster) December 5, 2014

Fan. Freaking. Tastic.

https://twitter.com/JimmySky/status/540968335916412928

@neontaster @jpodhoretz BOOM!

— Dbright21 (@Dbright21) December 5, 2014

@neontaster @RBPundit Genius!

— 5ini5ter (@5ini5ter) December 5, 2014

Perfect. RT: "@Neontaster: Apparently, a #RollingStone also gathers no evidence."

— Michelle Brody (@VanillaWaif) December 5, 2014

@neontaster : Oh, well played. Very well played. 😉

— I'm a woman, and I'm mad as Hell (@nowhere_nh) December 5, 2014

@AllThingsHLS @JimmySky All hail @neontaster !

— mark safranski (@zenpundit) December 5, 2014

@neontaster @CuffyMeh we have a winner

— Jason Spires (@lattewithstpaul) December 5, 2014

Hells yeah, we do.

*claps* RT @neontaster: Apparently a Rolling Stone also gathers no evidence.

— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) December 5, 2014

Bravo, @neontaster. Bravo!

@JohnEkdahl *bows*

— NeoN: Automataster (@neontaster) December 5, 2014

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