'Doctorate of Douchebaggery?' Look who's getting an honorary degree from Mich. State

The Michigan State University Class of 2014 has our condolences:

Yes, it's true! I'm the commencement speaker @MichiganStateU graduation Dec 13. My speech will be long, but I'm forgiving all student debt.i

— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) December 3, 2014

Oh yeah?

@MMFlint @michiganstateu ur gonna pay everyone's student debt with ur vast fortune?no, that would b impossible,a socialist walking the walk

— SSMaria (@stefs8) December 3, 2014

Of course he won’t. But he’s got something more fun in mind anyway:

MichiganState is giving me an honorary doctorate on Dec13. I'm told I'll be able to dispense free meds & practice Canadian-style health care

— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) December 4, 2014

There’s a terrifying thought.

https://twitter.com/dave_taft/status/540304045815365632

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